This is exactly the kind of chick I dated in my college days. Petite, cute, short black hair.
So most of them had daddy issues and were emotional rollarcoasters, but man, I still dig that "look". Why the hell don't more women cut their hair short?
What Cardinalkarp said....not many women look good with short hair. I'd love to have short hair as it would be a lot easier to deal with, but I had it cut short once as a kid and won't do it again until I'm old and someone drags me to the salon kicking and screaming (or pushes me in my wheelchair!).
The concept of illegitimate child is funny and absurd and sad to me.
I agree about the short hair. I think the problem is that short hair looks best when it has some "hard to maintain" style to it. Not that long hair is easier to deal with, but i think it might be easier to just brush or pull back and forget about. This is what I take from my wife's experience.
