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Run less.

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Cut your hair.

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Run in slo-mo, and flip your hair back so the sweat sprays out, reflecting the sunlight, then raise your arms in jubilation over your glistening well sculptured body.

then pan to the 3 fat women watching the food channel. maybe one could be eating an energy bar.

this short film will win a prize.

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I quit sweating two weeks ago.

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Being bald is worse for sweating than having hair. Hair will absorb sweat, but a bald head puts up no sweat resistance whatsoever. It's a direct aqueduct to the eyes.

Instead of a ball cap that will trap in heat, use a visor and add a sweatband.

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Spider John wrote: Instead of a ball cap that will trap in heat, use a visor and add a sweatband.
Ha, that would be a sweet look. I think I'm just gonna start wearing that combo all the time.

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Spider John wrote:Instead of a ball cap that will trap in heat, use a visor and add a sweatband.
I'm trying this too. A visor-INDOORS.

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Goggles or a sweet helmet.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Goggles or a sweet helmet.

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or this

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And the always stylish look of

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Quotations of previous statements I may have made in this thread were unnecessary.
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How much do you trim your eyebrows, maybe a different style is in order.

If you have long hair, instead of putting it up in a pony tail you could opt for some craziness of wrapping it down the sides of your face and under your chin, creating better alternative sweat routes closer to the front of your face.

You could have your dog run with you and use the pooch as a towel when needed.

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