Flyers for clubs

[MrCrowesGarden]

I've got absolutely no skill or interest in print layout, nor will I ever, so no need really for me to comment there.

But what always cracks me up is maddash's ability to look past an overarching problem, massive as it may be, to focus on one little thing that I sometimes wonder if he's the only one to think about.

"I mean, yeah, murder is bad and that guy probably shouldn't have killed his wife, but what really gets me is that he did it with a steak knife. Doesn't he know that a hunting knife would've been better in that instance?"

[TimeForGuinness]

I've got absolutely no skill or interest in print layout, nor will I ever, so no need really for me to comment there.

But what always cracks me up is maddash's ability to look past an overarching problem, massive as it may be, to focus on one little thing that I sometimes wonder if he's the only one to think about.

"I mean, yeah, murder is bad and that guy probably shouldn't have killed his wife, but what really gets me is that he did it with a steak knife. Doesn't he know that a hunting knife would've been better in that instance?"

This.is.hilarious.

[Arthur Dent]

A pikey is basically white trash, except instead of living in trailers they live in council houses. Another name for them is Chavs, which I believe is a police term meaning "council house acting violently." Pikeys like hanging out in groups to harass and beat people up for things like talking properly, looking at them, not looking at them, thinking you're better than them, etc. Pikey women get slutted up to go out like no other group of people on earth. It's amazing.

The clubs they go to usually have at least one person get a bottle to the face on a given evening and the bi-monthly stabbing. These clubs are hilarious because they are so trashy and so over-the-top. The music is always the worst Euro-pop/techno and there always seem to be lasers and a fog machine. Because the drinking age in England is 18 you have kids sneaking into the clubs at 16 and 17, meaning that when you're dancing with a girl and or making out with her on the dance floor there is the chance she is a junior in high school.

They are just and weird and ridiculous and tons of fun if you don't take yourself too seriously for a night.

While that does sound hilariously awesome, I think I'd have to be exceedingly wasted in order to take myself THAT unseriously.

[maddash]

I've got absolutely no skill or interest in print layout, nor will I ever, so no need really for me to comment there.

But what always cracks me up is maddash's ability to look past an overarching problem, massive as it may be, to focus on one little thing that I sometimes wonder if he's the only one to think about.

"I mean, yeah, murder is bad and that guy probably shouldn't have killed his wife, but what really gets me is that he did it with a steak knife. Doesn't he know that a hunting knife would've been better in that instance?"

Hey, if you're going to do something wrong, you might as well do it right.

[TimeForGuinness]

I've got absolutely no skill or interest in print layout, nor will I ever, so no need really for me to comment there.

But what always cracks me up is maddash's ability to look past an overarching problem, massive as it may be, to focus on one little thing that I sometimes wonder if he's the only one to think about.

"I mean, yeah, murder is bad and that guy probably shouldn't have killed his wife, but what really gets me is that he did it with a steak knife. Doesn't he know that a hunting knife would've been better in that instance?"

Hey, if you're going to do something wrong, you might as well do it right.

lmao

[G. Keenan]

A pikey is basically white trash, except instead of living in trailers they live in council houses. Another name for them is Chavs, which I believe is a police term meaning "council house acting violently." Pikeys like hanging out in groups to harass and beat people up for things like talking properly, looking at them, not looking at them, thinking you're better than them, etc. Pikey women get slutted up to go out like no other group of people on earth. It's amazing.

The clubs they go to usually have at least one person get a bottle to the face on a given evening and the bi-monthly stabbing. These clubs are hilarious because they are so trashy and so over-the-top. The music is always the worst Euro-pop/techno and there always seem to be lasers and a fog machine. Because the drinking age in England is 18 you have kids sneaking into the clubs at 16 and 17, meaning that when you're dancing with a girl and or making out with her on the dance floor there is the chance she is a junior in high school.

They are just and weird and ridiculous and tons of fun if you don't take yourself too seriously for a night.

While that does sound hilariously awesome, I think I'd have to be exceedingly wasted in order to take myself THAT unseriously.

Oh, that goes without saying. You've got to get completely trashed. It helps to be a foreigner, though, you can keep an ironic distance and also know that you will never see any of these people ever again. That gives you a bit more permission to cut loose.