Women - A rave

[wart57]

Let's see what we get when we run it through the BS Translator.

I went to Target at lunch, my snack drawer is a little light, so I needed some snackage supplies. I come around the corner, and this little brunette is standing there, she is a Target employee and is talking with several other employees, she looks overt at me, our eyes meet, and she gives me coy little smile, and I smile back, then she looks away quickly slightly blushing. A 4' 9", 200 lb gremlin with a Target vest pulled taught by her bulk looked at me. The other employees laughed a little behind her back. She smiled and I saw how shiny her tooth was. She blushed because her good eye thought I looked like her hot uncle. My day is suddenly a little brighter. I go to the register, and this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT red head is working the register, she was talking to one of the other cashiers, stops in mid sentence and rushes back to her register to check me out. She starts scanning my Lays Stackers (awesome chips) and actually made a little meow or a mmmm sound as she threw up in her mouth a little bit and said, so, how is your day going? I say not bad, better now, she smiles really big and tells me she is due to get off work soon and then her day will be a lot better. Because I won't have to deal with the likes of you anymore. I smiled and paid for my chips and Starbursts and she smiled back, and says “I hope to see you again soon.” As I am walking out of the store, I glance back, and she is still looking at me as I walk out the door. Thinking, sheesh, those poor homeless folks, living on nothing but snackers and starburst. Poor guy.

But keep dreamin' wart.

Leave it to GRB to crush my good spirits. Screw you all.

[tothebeach08]

Let's see what we get when we run it through the BS Translator.

I went to Target at lunch, my snack drawer is a little light, so I needed some snackage supplies. I come around the corner, and this little brunette is standing there, she is a Target employee and is talking with several other employees, she looks overt at me, our eyes meet, and she gives me coy little smile, and I smile back, then she looks away quickly slightly blushing. A 4' 9", 200 lb gremlin with a Target vest pulled taught by her bulk looked at me. The other employees laughed a little behind her back. She smiled and I saw how shiny her tooth was. She blushed because her good eye thought I looked like her hot uncle. My day is suddenly a little brighter. I go to the register, and this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT red head is working the register, she was talking to one of the other cashiers, stops in mid sentence and rushes back to her register to check me out. She starts scanning my Lays Stackers (awesome chips) and actually made a little meow or a mmmm sound as she threw up in her mouth a little bit and said, so, how is your day going? I say not bad, better now, she smiles really big and tells me she is due to get off work soon and then her day will be a lot better. Because I won't have to deal with the likes of you anymore. I smiled and paid for my chips and Starbursts and she smiled back, and says “I hope to see you again soon.” As I am walking out of the store, I glance back, and she is still looking at me as I walk out the door. Thinking, sheesh, those poor homeless folks, living on nothing but snackers and starburst. Poor guy.

But keep dreamin' wart.

Leave it to GRB to crush my good spirits. Screw you all.

Aw come on you know you laughed. Sooo funny!

[JL21]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

[cardinalkarp]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

[G. Keenan]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

He does, but he's a good sport.

[wart57]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

He does, but he's a good sport.

You guys are nice to me compaired to my wife......

[thrill]

This being the Target by 101 and the 17?

Yeah, there are some nice girls working there.

[wart57]

This being the Target by 101 and the 17?

Yeah, there are some nice girls working there.

Yep, that is right across the street from my office, there are also quite a fe MILF's in there every day.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

He does, but he's a good sport.

You guys are nice to me compaired to my wife......

Damn, we need to step up our games.

[Leroy]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

I laughed.