Women - A rave

[Leroy]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

I laughed.

[wart57]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

He does, but he's a good sport.

You guys are nice to me compaired to my wife......

Damn, we need to step up our games.

To reach my wifes level, you will need to take the worst things Fat-bulldog has ever said, and multiply by about 10.

[JL21]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

I laughed.

Trouble is, it's kind of an incriminating post because it implies that I have intimate knowledge of both of those publications.

[Dillagii]

Damn wart sure takes a beating on this board.

This is nothing compared to crap he is taking from his sis-in-laws.

[Leroy]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

I laughed.

Trouble is, it's kind of an incriminating post because it implies that I have intimate knowledge of both of those publications.

But we already knew that.

[Radbird]

If Penthouse Forum was edited by the editors of the Ladies Home Journal, I imagine it'd read a lot like wart's story.

I laughed.

Trouble is, it's kind of an incriminating post because it implies that I have intimate knowledge of both of those publications.

But we already knew that.

Well, at least the LHJ part.

[jeffbgoofy]

this falls under the classic look but don't touch theory...days like that make guys feel good. Women take note, you have the power.

[TimMcCarver15]

At my age, I become concerned when a woman stares at me because it means A) my zipper is open or B) she's having trouble focusing because of the light shining off my head.

[maddash]

I'm having trouble telling the difference between Wart's story and a "just came back from the strip club" story. Out side of the clothes being on thing.

A woman feigns interest in a man
Man cares about woman because she's young and attractive
Money exchanges hands
The story ends with "I would never cheat on my wife, but..."

[wart57]

I'm having trouble telling the difference between Wart's story and a "just came back from the strip club" story. Out side of the clothes being on thing.

A woman feigns interest in a man
Man cares about woman because she's young and attractive
Money exchanges hands
The story ends with "I would never cheat on my wife, but..."

I resent the implication that I don't know the difference between real and feigned interest. I know that stripper was totally in to me, and it had nothing to do with the money I was stuffing in her thong!


By the way, what would flirting with me have gained the cashier at Target, I sure was not going to go back and buy more stuff just to go through her line again...... I think.