Rave: Kerri Strug

[thrill]

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She's hot... in a gritty way.

Would you hit it for a .315 average?

Yeah but I'd never get past first base on my own merit.

[MrCrowesGarden]

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She's hot... in a gritty way.

Would you hit it for a .315 average?

Yeah but I'd never get past first base on my own merit.

I'm trying to decide which hollow joke would be best to make...

[thrill]

I'm trying to decide which hollow joke would be best to make...

Why choose?

[MrCrowesGarden]

I'm trying to decide which hollow joke would be best to make...

Why choose?

Because I'm selfless and don't want to take them all. The more the merrier.

[Jocephus]

how do you think keri got over her leg injury in atlanta?

grit, determination and a lil' tone

[Radbird]

I'm trying to decide which hollow joke would be best to make...

Share the burden. Let us hear them all and then we'll decide for you.

[sighyoung]

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She's hot... in a gritty way.

Would you hit it for a .315 average?

Yeah but I'd never get past first base on my own merit.

I'm trying to decide which hollow joke would be best to make...

She brings it at 81 mph.

[number9]

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This reminds me of a country song from the 90's...by Confederate Railroad:

"I like my women just a little on the trashy side"

[MrCrowesGarden]

Thrill can only make it to first base with Aaron Strug because he's hollow.

[sighyoung]

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JERRY: Hey, guess what? Remember that woman you saw me with the other day? You know, she used to be an Olympic gymnast?

KRAMER: A gymnast!

JERRY: Yeah, she's Romanian, she won a silver at the '84 Olympics.

KRAMER: A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility. Mmm, that sex'll melt your face.

JERRY: Yeah, well, I think I'm bailing.

KRAMER: (shuts door) "Bailing"?

JERRY: Yeah, you know, Kramer, there's always a price to pay for just a sexual dalliance.

KRAMER: Jerry, you should pay that price.

JERRY: She's Romanian. What am I gonna talk to her about, Ceausescu?

KRAMER: Ch- oo-... what?

GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast.

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KRAMER: (enters apartment, holding up videotape) Behold! The Games of the '84 Olympiad! Katya's silver medal performance! (inserts tape into VCR, sets up TV)

JERRY: Kramer, are you still on this? I've seen gymnasts. I know what they do. It's not going to make any difference.

KRAMER: Jerry, what is your problem?

JERRY: Kramer, y'know, guys like you, with no conscience, don't know what it's like for guys like me. I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider people's feelings.

KRAMER: All right, Jerry--are you familiar with the Kama Sutra?

JERRY: No.

KRAMER: Tantric yoga?

JERRY: No.

KRAMER: Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!

JERRY: Boy, you can really talk some trash. (to George) I guess that's better than eating it.