cards2468 wrote:how about using regular toilet paper, and then finishing off with an aloe tp piece... sorta like a baby wipe
I think you are onto something. We should do a study on toilet paper usage per wipe. You could stagger the types of paper per section. 1st section would be a little more course in texture for maximum removal and then progressively get softer per wipe. That or you could just install several different dispensers.
You could call the 1st wiping paper the Chris Carpenter role
the 2nd wiping paper the Kyle McLellan
and the last wiping paper the Jason Isringhausen
...but by those standards the last wiping paper would have to be sandpaper
Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
Simbagal23 wrote:Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
Simbagal23 wrote:Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
Simbagal23 wrote:Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
I wonder why Lowe's and Home Depot doesn't sell them. I'm refurbishing a huge bathroom at home and I actually thought I might install one. I'm of the opinion that a clean healthy anus equals a happy man.
Simbagal23 wrote:Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
I wonder why Lowe's and Home Depot doesn't sell them. I'm refurbishing a huge bathroom at home and I actually thought I might install one. I'm of the opinion that a clean healthy anus equals a happy man.
They do...only over here, it's called a pressure washer.
Simbagal23 wrote:Bidets, my friends. Bidets are the answer to your prayers.........leave no residue and, if strong enough, provide an instant enima to leave you refreshed!
I wonder why Lowe's and Home Depot doesn't sell them. I'm refurbishing a huge bathroom at home and I actually thought I might install one. I'm of the opinion that a clean healthy anus equals a happy man.
They do...only over here, it's called a pressure washer.
Hey, I have one of those but it's kind of powerfull. I wonder if anyone has ever died that way. My guess is yes.
