Rant: Boogers

[jim]

I was at party today talking with a guy I hadn't seen in a while when I started wondering if I had a booger flake hanging out of my nose. I kind of did the press the nose thing with the knuckle to check and figured I was ok, but then the guy I was talking to started to do the knuckle nose brush wipe the booger off cooly technique. Was he just doing the nose brush wipe the booger off cooly technique, or was that a signal: Hey dude, you have a booger. ?

For 20 minutes this little booger dance continued. In the end, I think I thought I had a booger and didn't and he thought he had a booger and didn't. He probably thought my wipes were a signal to him that he had a booger and I thought he was signalling to me that I had a booger.

The complicated 'I'm at a party and my buddy is telling me I have a booger" signal can be quite difficult to detect.

[Jocephus]

im good at diggin for gold

[tothebeach08]

If I was talking to you and you had a booger hanging out I would totally tell you.

Jim, you have a booger hanging out. Go dig.

[jim]

If I was talking to you and you had a booger hanging out I would totally tell you.

Jim, you have a booger hanging out. Go dig.

That's tacky.

[Sutter'sBeard]

The booger cleanse should have been done in the car prior to arriving at the party. I start my car, back the car up, and start digging for green gold. I wonder sometimes what happens to the flicked nuggets. When I clean my car, I never find them.

[Popeye_Card]

I handle these situations with a hearty farmer's blow.

[Hudler]

If anyone rides in Sutter's car,don't touch anything,it has booger residue all over it.