General stupidity

[haltz]

Tons of examples here. Daily. In the last 3 hours:

I just dropped a container of taboule salad which spilled all over the kitchen. Some of it's under the fridge and I'm not going to try and clean that up. Not only did I spill some nasty [expletive] all over the kitchen, but I'm going to leave it festering under the fridge.

Earlier this evening, I was telling the bartender to just "turn it to ESPN" because there is a game on. I was perplexed that Sunday Night Baseball wasn't on (and even said "Sunday" I'm pretty sure), but no one in the bar felt the need to tell me that it is (was) Saturday. I said something to this effect maybe 4-5 times. I was seriously pissed off and didn't get why there was no baseball on a Sunday evening.

[Leroy]

This pales in comparison to the things I do on a daily basis.