Seriously

[TimeForGuinness]

Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"

...well, at least he isn't wrecking your bathroom and closing your cabinet doors

[cardsfansince82]

Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

There's no way he isn't lying. I'm not sure how or why that would even come up in conversation, unless it is some pathetic attempt to appear confident.

[TimeForGuinness]

If I had a perfect track record, why even have dinner???

...I'd have a velvet rope to my love cave

[docellis]

Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

There's no way he isn't lying. I'm not sure how or why that would even come up in conversation, unless it is some pathetic attempt to appear confident.

it came up because i turned him down sexually....

[TimeForGuinness]

Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

There's no way he isn't lying. I'm not sure how or why that would even come up in conversation, unless it is some pathetic attempt to appear confident.

it came up because i turned him down sexually....

the plot thickens

[haltz]

A shocking twist.

[cardsfansince82]

Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

There's no way he isn't lying. I'm not sure how or why that would even come up in conversation, unless it is some pathetic attempt to appear confident.

it came up because i turned him down sexually....

Oh, right. I'm not really processing information all that well at this point. It must be a big ego boost to you to be able to say no to the biggest player in history though.

[TimeForGuinness]

Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

There's no way he isn't lying. I'm not sure how or why that would even come up in conversation, unless it is some pathetic attempt to appear confident.

it came up because i turned him down sexually....

Oh, right. I'm not really processing information all that well at this point. It must be a big ego boost to you to be able to say no to the biggest player in history though.

I know...haltz took it pretty rough

[docellis]

the plot thickens

I was nice about it...it wasn't like I said "OH hell NO" or something...

but seriously, i am a girl and even i have been turned down sexually. (it is a funny story actually)

Anyway, saying something like that made me NEVER want to have sex with him.

[TimeForGuinness]

Anyway, saying something like that made me NEVER want to have sex with him.

...well that makes 2 of us