Seriously

[haltz]

I know...haltz took it pretty rough

HOLLA

This guy wins douchebag of the year. What a great way to respond to getting shut down. I have a friend that basically has no shame and I'll be convincing him to do this soon.

[TimeForGuinness]

...but even still now...I find myself more curious about this fine sexual beast of a man...and his aura of douchebaggery.

[docellis]

But it doesn't work, haltz. I don't think you need to tell your friend to do that.

See, before he said that, I was open to possibly having relations at some point. After he said that, I was like -uh, ok, bye.

[TimeForGuinness]

weird...i guess haltz and i have the same sense of douchebaggery.

here is something i made up a few months ago with my cousin...it's a dildometer...it shows the different levels of douchebaggery

NSFW

[SHOW]

From top to bottom (worst to less worse)
Douchebag
D-Hipster (Douchebag Hipster)
Dillweed
D'bagette (Female Douchebag)
Dickhead
Dipstick

Misc
D'appearal = douchebag clothes (popped colla' yo')
Diatard = kind of d'appearal

[haltz]

But it doesn't work, haltz. I don't think you need to tell your friend to do that.

That's the entire idea. Get shut down by random girls and act indignant and then say that. I'd like to see this actually play out in real life, and he'll pretty much do anything if it's funny.

Tell him you can't bear the guilt of being his Ken Keltner and you've changed your mind. Just see what he says and report back here. Call him now.

[Jocephus]

was it this guy?

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[cardsfansince82]

Only on GRB would someone work a Ken Keltner reference into a thread about sex.

[docellis]

Just see what he says and report back here. Call him now.

Ok. Will do. No. No I won't. He is annoying and I can't bear talking to him on the phone unless I have a book to read while he talks.

You know, I used to have my computer set up as my answering machine - back when I had a land line. So, all calls were recorded (if I wanted) to my hard drive.

I wonder if this could be useful in situations like this.

[docellis]

Only on GRB would someone work a Ken Keltner reference into a thread about sex.

i had to wiki that

[cardsfansince82]

I wonder if this could be useful in situations like this.

Yes.

/just saving Leroy some work tomorrow