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A deep laceration

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I ran last night and I hurt myself.

The bottom rubberband thing of my sports bra rubbed its way out of the fabric (the fabric wore through) and the rubber band thing dug itself into my skin while I ran.
It hurt but I wanted to finish running.
My shirt was dark and I didn't know I was bleeding.

I am in so much pain...it is an ugly cut.

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So it hurt like hell but you didn't at least see what was going on?

That's motivation right there, can't....stop....running!

So you've basically got a deep cut right under your boob?

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Bleeding! What a trooper you must be. That's like when the underwire works its way out and you spend all day getting poked in the side of the boob - I hate that.

Neosporin cures everything and getting drunk won't hurt either. Happy healing.

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Doc,
Please don't cut your boobs off.

Thanks,
Men Everywhere

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yeah right under the boobs (plural). not an underwire cut.
it was an inch or so of rubber-ish material rubbing against the skin for like an hour. it hurts so bad. i am bandaged up good right now.

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That's hot.



I think.

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tothebeach08 wrote:Bleeding! What a trooper you must be. That's like when the underwire works its way out and you spend all day getting poked in the side of the boob - I hate that.

Neosporin cures everything and getting drunk won't hurt either. Happy healing.
Mmmmmmm.......side boob.

Question: Is there anything hotter than some side boob? I don't know if I am weird or not but I think it is hotter to see some side boob than the whole enchilada.

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i am sure there are hotter things than a bloody side boob wrapped in guaze

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docellis wrote:i am sure there are hotter things than a bloody side boob wrapped in guaze
this saddens me

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
docellis wrote:i am sure there are hotter things than a bloody side boob wrapped in guaze
this saddens me
If enjoying bloody side boobs wrapped in gauze is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Strangely enough, I can rattle off a movie that has a bloody boob in it. It's called "School of the Holy Beast".

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