A deep laceration

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Re: A deep laceration

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Simbagal23 wrote:Which reminds me of when I went to Nashville to cheer on a friend running the marathon...only to be disgusted by the countless men with bloody nipples! Blech.

Note to male marathon runners: Please put bandaids over your nipples so your shirt doesn't rub them raw.
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The Third Man
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Re: A deep laceration

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I'm sure you can find a few volunteers here to rub some Neosporin on it.

I do not exclude myself from this company, sadly.

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Re: A deep laceration

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I hear putting whip cream on them helps...

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TimeForGuinness wrote:I hear putting whip cream on them helps...
My hands also seem to have a healing effect.

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Re: A deep laceration

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Doc, you must have some serious hooters to do that much damage.

I wish you a speedy and full recovery.
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I hope you heal quickly, doc--that sounds awful.

And I'll try not to visualize bleeding male marathon nipples.

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Re: A deep laceration

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Popeye_Card wrote:
TheoSqua wrote:this thread needs pics
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Oh, you said "pics", not "pecs".
Well, everyone was hoping for a pic of some firm boobs.....

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If its any consolation, both my side boobs hurt after going to the gym for the first time in several months and concentrating on my triceps.

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Re: A deep laceration

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AdmiralKird wrote:If its any consolation, both my side boobs hurt after going to the gym for the first time in several months and concentrating on my triceps.
This post isn't likely to generate the same response.

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