My Court-appointed Pshychologist

[The King]

Where do they find these incompetent morons? She tells me I have unresolved anger issues. What does that mean? I told that woman to shut her fat face. I'm unemployed right now. I'm trying to feed my family. And you're trying to tell me I have anger issues? Disgusting! Have you ever been without a job? No. Your daddy has probably gotten you every job you've ever had, including this one. She's lucky she's a woman or else I'd resolve my anger issues right in her office.

Time for a break. When I come back, I'll be talking about Ohio State having the gall to schedule USC. Shameless ploy.

[TimeForGuinness]

lmao

[docellis]

that was perfect.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

just beautiful

[tscards]

break over yet? Wanna hear more!

[Jim Rome]

Welcome back, clones. Kevin Slaten, unemployed. Contract talks with 1380. Four-syllable word: in-credible. Looking to break back into the game after getting released by 590 The Fan several months ago. Lots of controversy over the firing. Alleged that Slaten put Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan on the air without informing. Dude. Let's take an email:

Maybe if media types like Kevin Slaten and a certain Rome focused less on controversy and negativity, they wouldn't get in these types of situations.

Ha. Hi-larious.

[omaha_red]

i hate jim rome

[BenNX74205]

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[Radbird]

Hilarious, Ben.

a-ru-ga-la.

[Sutter'sBeard]

i hate jim rome

++++


Sometimes I torture myself and listen. He is the king of saying nothing and having that nothing take up an entire segment.
Only Rome can say the same thing two different ways, then pause for 20 seconds (dead air), then say the same thing two more ways, pause (dead air, say the original thing again. 10 minutes out of my life that I'll never get back.