Why am I here?

[MrCrowesGarden]

I just want to know why my internship site asked me to come in tonight. I haven't done anything and nobody really needs my help for anything. The most I've done is enter two football scores into the ticker, and that could've been done by anyone because nobody's moved for three hours.

[Spider John]

Because you're such a fine fellow they like having you around?

[Cronos]

Hmm...I thought this thread was going to be a lot more profound and existentalist then it was.

[Hungary Jack]

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year...