Rant: Automatic Flush - From the Bathroom Chronicles

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TabascoElvis
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Rant: Automatic Flush - From the Bathroom Chronicles

Post by TabascoElvis »

All the toilets in my building have automatic flush "technology". Today I end up in a stall that's not my regular spot. Apparently the flush sensor is a little more dialed up than my usual stall. I leaned a bit forward and the damn thing flushes. Quite the surge, let me tell you. Now I know how a golf ball feels.

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I always find that sensation to be quite exhilarating.

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One of my goals in life is to someday own a golden Japanese toilet with a thousand buttons, different scented oils, voice commands and a bidet.

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