NO

[cardinalkarp]

NO

[MrCrowesGarden]

NO

Maybe.

[Joe Wells]

No is no
No is always no
If they say no, it means a thousand times no

No plus no equals no
All nos lead to no no no

Finger pointing, eyebrows low
Mouth in the shape of the letter O

Pardon me -- No!
Excuse me -- No!
May I stay?
Can I go?
No, no, no

Do this -- No!
Don't do that -- No!
Sit, stay, roll over
No, no, no

Finger pointing, eyebrows low
Mouth in the shape of the letter O
Red means stop. Do not go.
No, no, no

[Hungary Jack]

No-mah-gaaar-see-ya-pahra.

[G. Keenan]

I'm taking a cultural diversity class. I'm taught to not automatically assume that the person walking down the street toward you on a Saturday night isn't out to get you or take money from you, he's just different from you.

I'm trying to be more open. I really am. So I engage in a conversaton with the guy. I walk down Division toward my apartment, wanting to be friendly and open-minded.

I end up getting taken for 30 bucks. He claimed he navigated me through a "Danger Zone" and he had a bag. He might have had a gun, how was I to know what he had in mind? He wanted $100. I was lucky.

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This is why one when walking down the street should never, ever, look at anyone else for more than ten seconds. Period.

I hate Chicago.

Ouch. That's a first. But now it will harden your heart against strangers and probably won't ever happen again.

[Hungary Jack]

A funny aside about the Hungarian language.

The Hungarian word for woman is "no" (the o has an umlaut over it, but close enough).

I'm not saying. I'm just sayin.