My sheets are out to get me
- docellis
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My sheets are out to get me
So i bought some higher thread count sheets last month.
i have never bought anything that even listed thread count before.
well, my sheets feel really great. so great, in fact, that i always want to go sleep. or watch tv in bed. eat in bed. i want to be in my sheets.
i have never slept as much in my entire life as i have slept in the last month. i slept from 11pm or so last night until 12:30pm today and now i want to go back to bed,
i need to burn these sheets.
i have never bought anything that even listed thread count before.
well, my sheets feel really great. so great, in fact, that i always want to go sleep. or watch tv in bed. eat in bed. i want to be in my sheets.
i have never slept as much in my entire life as i have slept in the last month. i slept from 11pm or so last night until 12:30pm today and now i want to go back to bed,
i need to burn these sheets.
- cardinalkarp
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
I love waking up from a refeshing nights sleep and its sounds like those sheets are giving that to you.
That's alot of sleep though.
That's alot of sleep though.
- TabascoElvis
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
Maybe because of all the chili. 
Lame. I know. I'm going home now.
Lame. I know. I'm going home now.
- docellis
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
I wish I would have stuck with cheap sheets.
- Cronos
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
This sounds like a good beginning to some horror film.
Sleep tight, Doc.
Sleep tight, Doc.
- sighyoung
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
I think you should consult a personal injury lawyer.
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
lucky sheets....
remeber the do need to get changed every once in a while...
remeber the do need to get changed every once in a while...
- heyzeus
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
You don't need to replace the sheets, you just need a job with an angry boss who is a morning person.
- docellis
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Re: My sheets are out to get me
i probably wouldn't have that job very long. comfy sheets or no.heyzeus wrote:You don't need to replace the sheets, you just need a job with an angry boss who is a morning person.





