My sheets are out to get me

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docellis
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My sheets are out to get me

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So i bought some higher thread count sheets last month.

i have never bought anything that even listed thread count before.

well, my sheets feel really great. so great, in fact, that i always want to go sleep. or watch tv in bed. eat in bed. i want to be in my sheets.

i have never slept as much in my entire life as i have slept in the last month. i slept from 11pm or so last night until 12:30pm today and now i want to go back to bed,

i need to burn these sheets.

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I love waking up from a refeshing nights sleep and its sounds like those sheets are giving that to you.

That's alot of sleep though.

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Maybe because of all the chili. :wink:


Lame. I know. I'm going home now.

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I wish I would have stuck with cheap sheets.

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This sounds like a good beginning to some horror film.

Sleep tight, Doc.

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I think you should consult a personal injury lawyer.

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lucky sheets....

remeber the do need to get changed every once in a while...

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You don't need to replace the sheets, you just need a job with an angry boss who is a morning person.

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heyzeus wrote:You don't need to replace the sheets, you just need a job with an angry boss who is a morning person.
i probably wouldn't have that job very long. comfy sheets or no.

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