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docellis
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What are you too old to do?

I have decided that definitively, I am too old to do acid.

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I feel like I'm too old to do various drugs, too. Even though I turn 26 in approximately 3 weeks.

Maybe I've studied too much, but as soon as I realize the various consequences on different parts of the brain and various other organs of certain drug uses I decided I didn't want to explore that in too much detail.

But to follow format...
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I'm too old to eat whatever I want anymore. And I hate that.

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id still like to try acid

and...i can do anything i put my mind to...

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Run. 25 years of smoking,drinking and generally abusing my body has taken a toll,I can only do the old man trot.

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Bang a 17 year old.

That's all I got.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Bang a 17 year old.

That's all I got.
That's next on my to-do list, what a coincidence.

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Cronos69 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Bang a 17 year old.

That's all I got.
That's next on my to-do list, what a coincidence.
Curious about prison life?

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Play in the ball pit. :(

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obucard wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Bang a 17 year old.

That's all I got.
That's next on my to-do list, what a coincidence.
Curious about prison life?
Sixteen will get you Twenty.

I'm too old, and too young to drive on the highway under 80. I'm in the zone, Chief.
I'm too old to get into movie theaters cheaper using my High School ID.
I'm too old to get community service for alcohol possession. Ohhhhh wait...

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The Third Man wrote:Play in the ball pit. :(
I was never allowed to play in the ball pit.

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