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TimeForGuinness wrote:
Michael wrote:A cool list like that make me feel like such a pansy city-boy. Tonight I'm planing to sample wine and eat sushi with my wife.

All of a sudden I wanna kick my own ass.
LOL...I was thinking the same thing about myself...but damn that looks fun.
Haha. Michael, my normal friday nights are pretty close to that though it's more chugging wine instead of sampling it. ;)

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My weekend will involve a visit from my soon to be mother in law to help me and the fiance put together wedding ceremony programs! And, if I'm lucky, I won't have to come to work on Sunday! Fiddle-dee-dee!

I envy your weekend, AW.

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:This weekend's checklist:

Meet up with old college buddies at farm
Drink Beer
Chew Red Man
Shoot every type of gun imaginable
Clean Hog and cook it in the ground
Chop down trees/start bonfires
Bale Hay/load wagon/move cows
Dirt Road/hunt coyotes
Drink Whisky
Ride dirtbikes/4 wheelers
Listen to Country Music
Play poker.
Bring insane amount of pulled pork home.

Best. Weekend. Ever.

Hope you all have a good one as well.
Your weekend sounds just like mine,except the coyotes and poker.

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Back in the 80's when I was a single man a bunch of us would get together on someone's porch, the guitars would come out, and we'd have a pickin' party. This was in the heyday of Hank Jr, so we'd sing plenty of his stuff, along with Johnny Cash, Keith Whitley, David Allan Coe, Waylon Jennings, etc. There'd even be a little alcohol involved. Some of the best days of my life.

AW, ya'll be careful shooting and drinking.

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Michael wrote:A cool list like that makes me feel like such a pansy city-boy. Tonight I'm planing to sample wine and eat sushi with my wife.

All of a sudden I wanna kick my own ass.
I'm down with that - wineries tomorrow with wives not sure which smilie to use :-s :puke: :whistle: :-k

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
Michael wrote:A cool list like that make me feel like such a pansy city-boy. Tonight I'm planing to sample wine and eat sushi with my wife.

All of a sudden I wanna kick my own ass.
LOL...I was thinking the same thing about myself...but damn that looks fun.

what the hell is wrong with us? i had to eat tofu stir fry this weekend..
i hate my stupid face right now

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So....did everyone survive?

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cardinalkarp wrote:So....did everyone survive?
Yes we survived, but barely.

The trip to the winery in the beautiful countryside near Ste. Genevieve was quite lovely. Picture perfect weather and opportunity to wear my new fall ensemble.

The 2004 Norton was simply a boor. Pishaw. Then we sampled the 2005 Chambourcin and went straight to the spittoon with that monstrosity. It was quite disturbing. Yet the 2006 Chambourcin saved the day -with aromas of sweet berries and vanilla, ruby red, light body. Tannins quite present but not overpowering. Overall, this red is tight and well balanced.

So yes, we survived quite well, and thank you kindly for asking.

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cardinalkarp wrote:So....did everyone survive?
Yeah. It was awesome but I am so worn out right now. I think we slept all of four or five hours on Friday night and about the same amount on Saturday.

The only bad thing, and this is my own damn fault because I'm a retard, was falling in the pit that we roasted the hog in after we had dug it up. I was almost through a fifth of jim beam and going to take a piss by the tree......and didn't see the 4' deep hole with hot coals in it. And, I'm still recovering from having ACL reconstruciton surgery. So, my knee was really sore yesterday and today.....just hoping I didn't really mess it up. But, other than that, everything went great.

The hog couldn't have turned out any better. We bought it for $150 and sold half of it to a friend, so we were only responsible for half the price. The food was freaking amazing and just about as tender as pork can get.

We were too drunk to really care about the coyote hunting, though we did bait them with the pig guts and they ate it, we never checked on it in the night because, well, we were too busy falling in holes and other forms of buffoonry. Plus, they're so shy that any sort of noise going to check on them would have spooked them off apparently and we weren't going to be able to be quiet... So, we just said f-it and enjoyed the night.....did some other hunting that was all sorts of not legal but didn't shoot anything b/c of the illegality. I did see a good sized buck at 3:45 in the morning which was pretty neat.

We went through I think about 300 shotgun shells as well as a couple hundred clay pigeons. and I don't even know how many handgun and rifle rounds we went through, but....a lot.

Helped out with the cows a bit and called it a weekend. It was as fun as I was expecting....

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Perhaps you should just warn him when you feel like singing opera music.

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