Roommate who has his GF over every night

[Faceman]

Tell him the walls are paper thin and then criticize his ability to lay the pipe.

Yes, this. I was just getting ready to post something like this, but this is better.

[Faceman]

"Dude, remember the walls are thin. And I've heard better".

Yes.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

"Dude, remember the walls are thin. And I've heard better".

Yes.

[Cronos]

"Dude, remember the walls are thin. And I've heard better".

Yes.

OH MAN. I so should have thought of that.

You guys are awesome.

[JCShutout]

Play the minute waltz when they start and see which ends first.

[obucard]

"Dude, remember the walls are thin. And I've heard better".

Yes.

OH MAN. I so should have thought of that.

You guys are awesome.

It may happen again. The question is can you keep a straight face?

[Faceman]

"Dude, remember the walls are thin. And I've heard better".

Yes.

OH MAN. I so should have thought of that.

You guys are awesome.

It may happen again. The question is can you keep a straight face?

No way. You can never use pre-worked material like that and have it work well. It always sounds rehearsed, or you laugh.

Something will come to you Cronos. It will.

[heyzeus]

I'd recommend just putting "The Chicken Dance" on max volume, sticking it on repeat, and leaving the apartment.

[Freed Roger]

I can understand it to a point, but come on. Every night? Seriously?

It sucks being trapped in my room almost every evening. Stop rubbing it in already, dammit.

Don't get mad. Get even.

[obucard]

I can understand it to a point, but come on. Every night? Seriously?

It sucks being trapped in my room almost every evening. Stop rubbing it in already, dammit.

Don't get mad. Get even.

Hidden camera for internet distribution?