Rave: Cops who have to leave instead of giving tickets

[cardinalkarp]

Popeye, I hear the porn industry calling. They need you to immediately start writing scripts for them.

[cardsfansince82]

I love this life! I have so much to learn. I didn't even know there was an Officer Holefiller or that he was a central moral figure with emotional nuances and his junk curves the wrong way (what's the wrong way?). I'm learning so many important things here.

I don't think there is a wrong way, so much as the extreme betrayal you would feel as a loyal fan of the Booty Hunt franchise.

[haltz]

nikki nova

I'd like to energize her base.

[Popeye_Card]

Booty hunt 2 was ok, but can never approach the cinematic quality of the original.

I thought it was funny that they replaced the actor who played Officer Holefiller for the 5th installment, and tried to play it off like no one would notice. Um, HELLO!?!?? Holefiller is the central moral figure of the whole Booty Hunt franchise. The new guy could never capture the emotional nuances of the original. Plus his junk curved the other way. Worst actor switcheroo since Aunt Vivian on Fresh Prince.

I love this forum.

I love this life! I have so much to learn. I didn't even know there was an Officer Holefiller or that he was a central moral figure with emotional nuances and his junk curves the wrong way (what's the wrong way?). I'm learning so many important things here.

Let me try to explain. It's subtle, but you will notice that the original Holefiller's junk curved majestically upward, and slightly to the right. The right, and stoically upward, which of course points to his status as the moral compass of the film series. Then in 5 with the new guy, it's like they completely forgot Film 101. The new junk was basically straight, veering the slightest bit to the left. The freaking left. Left in porno always means something sinister is afoot. Are we supposed to suddenly believe Holefiller has lost his way? Of course not--right there in the second scene, he rightfully declines relations with Angelica because her booty was not pure, and instead taps Yolanda. She of the "rump that bumps with a few mighty thumps", as you'll recall. Obviously, nothing sinister. So what gives?

[Leroy]

Booty hunt 2 was ok, but can never approach the cinematic quality of the original.

I thought it was funny that they replaced the actor who played Officer Holefiller for the 5th installment, and tried to play it off like no one would notice. Um, HELLO!?!?? Holefiller is the central moral figure of the whole Booty Hunt franchise. The new guy could never capture the emotional nuances of the original. Plus his junk curved the other way. Worst actor switcheroo since Aunt Vivian on Fresh Prince.

I love this forum.

I love this life! I have so much to learn. I didn't even know there was an Officer Holefiller or that he was a central moral figure with emotional nuances and his junk curves the wrong way (what's the wrong way?). I'm learning so many important things here.

Let me try to explain. It's subtle, but you will notice that the original Holefiller's junk curved majestically upward, and slightly to the right. The right, and stoically upward, which of course points to his status as the moral compass of the film series. Then in 5 with the new guy, it's like they completely forgot Film 101. The new junk was basically straight, veering the slightest bit to the left. The freaking left. Left in porno always means something sinister is afoot. Are we supposed to suddenly believe Holefiller has lost his way? Of course not--right there in the second scene, he rightfully declines relations with Angelica because her booty was not pure, and instead taps Yolanda. She of the "rump that bumps with a few mighty thumps", as you'll recall. Obviously, nothing sinister. So what gives?

I think that the director was saying that all the time he curved to the right, the character was unknowingly searching for himself. While he was thinking that his life was headed in the right direction, somehow he needed unprotected and dangerous sex with street hoes to fill a void in his life. After a few changes in his life and moving towards a nicer class of prostitute, he finally found his direction (to the left) and also found himself and his missing soul, portrayed by Yolanda. It's simple really.

[Arthur Dent]

More IMDB reviews:

Busts, Cops, Whales and Llamas make a cinematic masterpiece, 22 January 2007
10/10
Author: karlkaran from Compton, Maine

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

Busty cops was a complex work that conjoined beautiful women, wild animals and awe inspiring CGI in a brilliant display of cinematic excellence. Where Busty Cops 1 fell short Busty Cops 2 takes off. The eclectic cast exemplified the limitless potential of the adult film industry. The acting was dynamic and engaging, drawing in the viewer with tantalizing scenes with effortless segways. One such scene included a "Memory Tree" which the Busty cops utilized to explore their minds as well as their bodies. Additionally, the llama played an integral role in the development of the beginnings plot lines, unveiling a hilarity that can be overlooked because of the depth of storyline. Where the movie really scored (no pun intended) was with the great sloppy tongue kissing that was prevalent through out the movie. Also the "Spanish looking" girl that appears near the middle is breathtaking, while she does appear slightly more rotund than she is in many of her previous works, she still is something to behold. All in all if you like talking farm animals, Knockouts, fabulous cinematography with great dancing and directing, Busty Cops 2 is perfect for you.

xtof disagrees:

Whenever I see a video like this, I have to ask myself how it was financed. HBO or Showtime or whatever must pay for the production company to go through the motions -- to hire someone who may or may not actually speak English to get high and hammer out something approaching a plot, to pay strippers with terrifying boob jobs to bounce up and down on grossly waxed dudes' torsos, to find people to design and light sets, to purchase the rights to cheesy techno music, etc. But I have to imagine this has to be a vanity project for whoever's serving as executive producer... He had to have nailed all of those girls, right? And bro's not wrong about the "Spanish looking" girl, but to call the cops "stunning" is awfully generous. In fact, I'd go so far as to call them something much closer to "hideous," or "fugly." Watching these women writhe around -- sometimes *clearly* high on pain killers -- was so far from erotic that my testicles actually ascended inside of my body. Gross.

Why waste time with this when there's so much freely available hardcore porn on the internet? I wonder whether the popularization of internet video will slowly kill the softcore video industry... One can only hope, right?

[Popeye_Card]

Booty hunt 2 was ok, but can never approach the cinematic quality of the original.

I thought it was funny that they replaced the actor who played Officer Holefiller for the 5th installment, and tried to play it off like no one would notice. Um, HELLO!?!?? Holefiller is the central moral figure of the whole Booty Hunt franchise. The new guy could never capture the emotional nuances of the original. Plus his junk curved the other way. Worst actor switcheroo since Aunt Vivian on Fresh Prince.

I love this forum.

I love this life! I have so much to learn. I didn't even know there was an Officer Holefiller or that he was a central moral figure with emotional nuances and his junk curves the wrong way (what's the wrong way?). I'm learning so many important things here.

Let me try to explain. It's subtle, but you will notice that the original Holefiller's junk curved majestically upward, and slightly to the right. The right, and stoically upward, which of course points to his status as the moral compass of the film series. Then in 5 with the new guy, it's like they completely forgot Film 101. The new junk was basically straight, veering the slightest bit to the left. The freaking left. Left in porno always means something sinister is afoot. Are we supposed to suddenly believe Holefiller has lost his way? Of course not--right there in the second scene, he rightfully declines relations with Angelica because her booty was not pure, and instead taps Yolanda. She of the "rump that bumps with a few mighty thumps", as you'll recall. Obviously, nothing sinister. So what gives?

I think that the director was saying that all the time he curved to the right, the character was unknowingly searching for himself. While he was thinking that his life was headed in the right direction, somehow he needed unprotected and dangerous sex with street hoes to fill a void in his life. After a few changes in his life and moving towards a nicer class of prostitute, he finally found his direction (to the left) and also found himself and his missing soul, portrayed by Yolanda. It's simple really.

I thought about that, but then how do you explain him daydreaming about unicorns during his doggystyle portion of the Yolanda romp? As we know, one can only see unicorns when your heart is pure. Left-veering junk and unicorns just don't mix. I have a really difficult time wrapping logic around this.

[tothebeach08]

Dear Porn Professors of GRB:

Thank you for all your lessons. I don't know what more a girl could ask for and all this technical and soul searching analysis is really helping me. It is also serving the purpose, I believe, of allowing all of you a trip down memory lane.

I'm thinking of icing down the bud light lime, and firing up the popcorn popper because I think I now have Friday night covered entertainment-wise. You are all wise, wise men.

Signed,
The Student...TTB

[docellis]

this is not what this thread is about

[Leroy]

this is not what this thread is about

I disagree.