Turkey Bacon
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G. Keenan
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Turkey Bacon
Is not as good as real bacon. And it is incredibly salty.
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lukethedrifter
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Re: Turkey Bacon
It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.
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InvincibleCakeEater
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Re: Turkey Bacon
Of course it's not as good as bacon. If it were as good as bacon, it would just be called "bacon."lukethedrifter wrote:It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.
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The Third Man
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Re: Turkey Bacon
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts."________" is not as good as real bacon.
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cardinalkarp
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Re: Turkey Bacon
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ thisThe Third Man wrote:You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts."________" is not as good as real bacon.
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Popeye_Card
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Re: Turkey Bacon
I like turkey bacon more than real bacon. At least eaten by itself.
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TheoSqua
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Re: Turkey Bacon
Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.cardinalkarp wrote:Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ thisThe Third Man wrote:You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts."________" is not as good as real bacon.
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lukethedrifter
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Re: Turkey Bacon
TITTheoSqua wrote:Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.cardinalkarp wrote:Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ thisThe Third Man wrote:You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts."________" is not as good as real bacon.
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heyzeus
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Re: Turkey Bacon
The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.
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lukethedrifter
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Re: Turkey Bacon
I have trouble distinguishing between the taste of the turkey "bacon" and its cardboard packaging.heyzeus wrote:The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.