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G. Keenan
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Turkey Bacon

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Is not as good as real bacon. And it is incredibly salty.

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It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.

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lukethedrifter wrote:It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.
Of course it's not as good as bacon. If it were as good as bacon, it would just be called "bacon."

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Re: Turkey Bacon

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"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.

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The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this

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I like turkey bacon more than real bacon. At least eaten by itself.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this
Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.

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Re: Turkey Bacon

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TheoSqua wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this
Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.
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The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.

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Re: Turkey Bacon

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heyzeus wrote:The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.
I have trouble distinguishing between the taste of the turkey "bacon" and its cardboard packaging.

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