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[lukethedrifter]

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Am I channeling clement?

[Arthur Dent]

Alleged "Douchebag" Sues Author

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... uche1.html



NOVEMBER 18--Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a "douchebag" in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher. Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag." As seen below, Minelli's photo appears on page 202 of author Jay Louis's book, which was published in July by Simon & Schuster. In the book, Louis noted that Minelli's "popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables--Douche Nine." At the time he was photographed by Louis, Minelli was working the door at the popular "Rehab" party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. As first reported by Courthouse News Service, Minelli's Clark County District Court lawsuit seeks unspecified financial damages and legal fees. Last month, three New Jersey women sued Louis and his publisher over their appearance in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," which they claimed was "vulgar" and presented them as "females who date dubious men."

[clevername]

way to be self fulfilling, Douchebag Minelli.

[G. Keenan]

Dammit. Why have I yet to start a blog that just pulls pictures off the internet and attaches a mildly funny paragraph to them? Everyone seems to be parlaying these into book deals.

[JCShutout]

It's better to be 2 for 100 than 1 for 1.

That's probably meant as a joke, as I've heard it said before, but there's no way that could possibly hold true for anyone. At least not for a sane person.

It's a joke, but there's some truth in it too.

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You guys that are willing to be humiliated 98 times just to get laid twice are nuts. I don't think I'd even have a dick after being rejected that many times. And if I did, I might as well just saw it off.

The numbers are an extreme, but what harm is it in being rejected?

[cardinalkarp]

It's better to be 2 for 100 than 1 for 1.

That's probably meant as a joke, as I've heard it said before, but there's no way that could possibly hold true for anyone. At least not for a sane person.

It's a joke, but there's some truth in it too.

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You guys that are willing to be humiliated 98 times just to get laid twice are nuts. I don't think I'd even have a dick after being rejected that many times. And if I did, I might as well just saw it off.

The numbers are an extreme, but what harm is it in being rejected?

Eventually that many rejections is going to hurt your self confidence.

[wart57]

[stlouie_lipp]

Well, some chicks had filed suit against the author and publisher of Hot Chicks With Douchebags as well as the aforementioned Douchebag. It was dismissed in an amusing opinion by the trial judge (pg.6 )...the smokinggun is there.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... uche4.html