RANT: Insomnia

[thrill]

Smoke a joint and masturbate.

[cardinalkarp]

I have to get up in 7 hours, so I really don't consider it insomnia

I get to wake up and go tell someone that if they ever lay a hand on my sister again that I will kill them. So, I've got that going for me.

I did that recently. If he's a 140 lb dude that wears AA v-necks, try and keep a straight face even though it's hard to do.

I don't think he's quite that small, but it's gonna be pretty funny. He works at a pizza place, so the public berating is going to be humorous.

So what did he do to your sister? Is he abusing her or something?

[The Third Man]

I was an insomniac for a week once. Worst week of my life. By the third night, I just about broke down in tears. There's nothing more mind-numbingly boring than lying in bed trying to fall asleep and knowing you can't and won't.

[TimeForGuinness]

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[st.lewis11]

Maybe try reading one of Leroy's posts?

[tothebeach08]

There have been many times that I have thought about starting a thread like this at 2 a.m. when I can't sleep, which is always. I have to get up at 5:30 am and when I'm watching the clock go from 1 to 1:30 to 2 to 2:30 it makes it worse. And nothing works. It seems like the only time I sleep good is when the alarm goes off, then I'm sleeping like a baby. I live for sleeping late on the weekends, it's the only thing that is saving me.

[docellis]

There have been many times that I have thought about starting a thread like this at 2 a.m. when I can't sleep, which is always. I have to get up at 5:30 am and when I'm watching the clock go from 1 to 1:30 to 2 to 2:30 it makes it worse. And nothing works. It seems like the only time I sleep good is when the alarm goes off, then I'm sleeping like a baby. I live for sleeping late on the weekends, it's the only thing that is saving me.

Have you tried drinking excessively?

[Arthur Dent]

Smoke a joint and masturbate.

I feel that this solution hasn't gotten enough attention.

[JL21]

when the alarm goes off, then I'm sleeping like a baby.

Crying and pooping in the bed? 'Cause that's how babies sleep.

[thrill]

Smoke a joint and masturbate.

I feel that this solution hasn't gotten enough attention.

Honestly me too. It will work.