My hero:

[UK]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=668198

A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar, a court has heard.

A search of his car found pornography, women's stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier.

[UK]

http://www.theherald.com.au/article.asp ... r=0&page=2

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

[Arthur Dent]

A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar

Probably just bought a copy of Natural Harvest.

[sighyoung]

A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar

Probably just bought a copy of Natural Harvest.

I think he had ordered tothebeach's cookbook.

[KyCardinalFan]

Can you imagine what the relatives or friends who've had pasta at his house are thinking - or trying not to think - right now?

[tothebeach08]

Dang, he was one of the best harvesters. Now production levels will be way down.

[sighyoung]

Can you imagine what the relatives or friends who've had pasta at his house are thinking - or trying not to think - right now?

They won't be able to eat mayonnaise for a very, very long time.