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Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.

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docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.
She's in that shape because she has a personal chef and trainer busting her ass 24/7. Her upper arms are how I'm 99% certain she's going to balloon. One kid and her body is gonna be [expletive].

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.
She's in that shape because she has a personal chef and trainer busting her ass 24/7. Her upper arms are how I'm 99% certain she's going to balloon. One kid and her body is gonna be [expletive].
You are a terrible person.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.
She's in that shape because she has a personal chef and trainer busting her ass 24/7. Her upper arms are how I'm 99% certain she's going to balloon. One kid and her body is gonna be [expletive].

She's been dancing since she was a child. Her metabolism is probably higher than yours.

I'd be very surprised if all of a sudden she just lost interest in maintaining her body.

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docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.
She's in that shape because she has a personal chef and trainer busting her ass 24/7. Her upper arms are how I'm 99% certain she's going to balloon. One kid and her body is gonna be [expletive].

She's been dancing since she was a child. Her metabolism is probably higher than yours.

I'd be very surprised if all of a sudden she just lost interest in maintaining her body.
A couple of bad movies, a ring and a bun in the oven.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote: A couple of bad movies, a ring and a bun in the oven.

I don't see it.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Maclowery wrote:A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.
Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Have you seen her biceps? That girl will never get fat. She was a dancer and is in about as perfect shape a chick can possibly get in without being considered too muscular.
She's in that shape because she has a personal chef and trainer busting her ass 24/7. Her upper arms are how I'm 99% certain she's going to balloon. One kid and her body is gonna be [expletive].
This is a weird opinion.

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