So the other night, I had this surge of carpe diem when I saw that the ground was free of snow; I decided I'd bring the good ol' bicycle out of storage and go for a ride. It was something like 25 degrees out, but I figured as long as I threw on gloves and a hat I'd be fine.
About two-thirds of the way through my route, I started to get a really sharp pain downstairs. On top of being irritating, it legitimately hurt.
When I got home, I sat in the shower and covered it with a wash cloth... At this point I was really feeling some bad sensations. It felt like I had got stung or something! I had to the urge to piss, but it wasn't functioning so I just had to sit there. For a while I thought it was going to fall off.
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone?
P.S. Luckily, I made a full recovery. But man... that was not fun.
RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
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cardinalkarp
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
As if North Dakota needed anymore reasons of why someone shouldn't live there.
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Spider John
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
That only happens with the little ones.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
Should I GIS this?
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
I would donate to a charity dedicated to fighting FDS.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
Two words for you....insulated....condom. You could make a fortune selling them in North Dakota.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
Fleece gherkin?
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
If by 'fortune' you mean "the money you have after selling the dozen that would cover the complete market in North Dakota."Hudler wrote:Two words for you....insulated....condom. You could make a fortune selling them in North Dakota.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
There could have been a better way to cure it.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
could try alaska, too. He might break even after shipping costs.Joe Shlabotnik wrote:If by 'fortune' you mean "the money you have after selling the dozen that would cover the complete market in North Dakota."Hudler wrote:Two words for you....insulated....condom. You could make a fortune selling them in North Dakota.