I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

[phins]

Unless he was being ironic when he called you "hott" and said "lol" then you gave your number to a douche bag.

Definitely.

[haltz]

When women have cooked for me I've never felt obliged to pay them back for any of it, although I do bring something (wine etc.)

but you do anyway, if you know what I'm saying

[StatmanCrothers]

i don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but when he said he wanted to "explore some caves at midnight" i think that might have been a euphemysm.

There's a fine line between rapelling and repelling.

[thrill]

When women have cooked for me I've never felt obliged to pay them back for any of it, although I do bring something (wine etc.)

but you do anyway, if you know what I'm saying

By pay back, you really mean oral sex. I gotcha.

Because there's already a nickname for young women that date older guys. Gold diggers.

That is another predatory nickname for women....not a predatory nickname for men...

Well those guys are just called creepy. By me anyway. It's out of jealousy though.

[TimeForGuinness]

i don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but when he said he wanted to "explore some caves at midnight" i think that might have been a euphemysm.

There's a fine line between rapelling and repelling.

No one can hear you scream in a cave...several hundred feet below...

...it puts the lotion on...

[sighyoung]

i don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but when he said he wanted to "explore some caves at midnight" i think that might have been a euphemysm.

There's a fine line between rapelling and repelling.

No one can hear you scream in a cave...several hundred feet below...

...it puts the lotion on...

I'm increasingly convinced that doc's been texted by a mole rat.

[docellis]

I made up the cave exploring at midnight thing because it was the opposite of meeting him "in a well lit, public place during the day". I was attempting humor.

[Arthur Dent]

That is another predatory nickname for women....not a predatory nickname for men...

Well those guys are just called creepy.

Yeah. I assume that terms like "slut" and "cougar" are bothersome because they represent a social judgment about your sexuality suggesting it may not be the right (traditional) kind. Although "creepy" is broader, I'd say it covers much of the same territory.

[TimeForGuinness]

I made up the cave exploring at midnight thing because it was the opposite of meeting him "in a well lit, public place during the day". I was attempting humor.

fail

[docellis]

I made up the cave exploring at midnight thing because it was the opposite of meeting him "in a well lit, public place during the day". I was attempting humor.

fail

obviously.