Open immediately!

[docellis]

Almost every day I get something in the mail that has "Open Immediately" typed on the envelope in large, bold font.

It's almost always from Charter; some direct mail piece asking me to sign up for one of their bundled services.

It absolutely irritates me to see "Open Immediately!" on sales pieces.

[Freed Roger]

pitch immediately!

[obucard]

You may be a winner!

[TabascoElvis]

Dang it, you got me! I did.

Not what I was hoping for.

[JL21]

Instead of "Open Immediately!" or whatever on it, it should probably say "Here- please throw this away for me".

[jeffbgoofy]

Dang it, you got me! I did.

Not what I was hoping for.

dittto...was hoping for something more exciting...

[Radio_Bugtussle]

I open that sort of stuff immediately.

With the shredder.

[AdmiralKird]

I'm still waiting for an E-Mail that says:

"Is your Penis TOO Large? Male Reduction Treatment! Shrink it TODAY!"

[UK]

I'm still waiting for an E-Mail that says:

"Is your Penis TOO Large? Male Reduction Treatment! Shrink it TODAY!"

It's only moderately effective as it's still a burden in everyday life.

[sighyoung]

I thought the thread title was a text from one of doc's suitors.