Rave: Drunk Pizza

[G. Keenan]

And uh... wow, this was a blatant ripoff of Geen's rave.

Yeah it is.

That said, your friends were probably right. Never have sex with anyone you need to use a condom with. That way, you never have to use condoms. See the logic?

[ThatGuy]

And uh... wow, this was a blatant ripoff of Geen's rave.

Yeah it is.

That said, your friends were probably right. Never have sex with anyone you need to use a condom with. That way, you never have to use condoms. See the logic?

I'm ready to take on the world with all of the valuable information I learn at GRB every day. What would I do without this place?

[maddash]

Isn't this post just a celebration of the lowered expectations that alcohol causes?

Frozen pizza from Walmart
Sleeping on a couch
Hearing Boston on the jukebox
Basic brand cigarettes
Fat chicks at a 3:00am bar

These are things that are great while drunk... and only while drunk.

[Cronos]

Isn't this post just a celebration of the lowered expectations that alcohol causes?

Frozen pizza from Walmart
Sleeping on a couch
Hearing Boston on the jukebox
Basic brand cigarettes
Fat chicks at a 3:00am bar

These are things that are great while drunk... and only while drunk.

I like to think of it as Alcohol makes everything better, even things that normally aren't that good.

[G. Keenan]

And uh... wow, this was a blatant ripoff of Geen's rave.

Yeah it is.

That said, your friends were probably right. Never have sex with anyone you need to use a condom with. That way, you never have to use condoms. See the logic?

I'm ready to take on the world with all of the valuable information I learn at GRB every day. What would I do without this place?

You should really consider dropping out of college and attending GRB full time. Sure, you may obtain "education" at this "university," but what GRB gives you is wisdom, and that's what will really carry you through the years ahead. GRB offers lessons in the kind of real world problem solving you're going to need going forward, problems like: what constitutes a GILF, is it okay to masturbate in your grandparents' house, and given a worldwide selection of actresses and models, which ones will you decide to sleep with? Thrill can whip you up a diploma on MS Paint.