GatewaySnayke wrote:If Tim Tebow fought Chuck Norris, would the universe collapse?
Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris are the Trinity.
Tim Tebow
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MrCrowesGarden
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Re: Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris are the Trinity.
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lukethedrifter
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MrCrowesGarden wrote:GatewaySnayke wrote:If Tim Tebow fought Chuck Norris, would the universe collapse?
Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris are the Trinity.
Er..... nevermind.
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Jocephus
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somehow, tim tebow has impregnated me...AND IM KEEPING THE BABY!
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Thought about putting this in the asshat thread.
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2015/11/27/ti ... s-usa-sex/Apparently an NFL job isn’t the only thing Tim Tebow can’t hold onto.
The New York Daily News reports former Miss USA Olivia Culpo broke up with Tebow because he wouldn’t have sex with her due to his abstinent lifestyle.
“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” a source told the Daily News. “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”
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What a whore.
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Well the good news is she won't have the problem with basically anyone else on the planet.
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Does his religion allow mouth stuff?
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Teebz is 28 and carrying the v card intentionally. That's very strange. Every person I know that was saving themselves for marriage got married at like 20. Because they wanted to bone down.
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she is attractive