Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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Feline Friends as Fine Dining?

Yes
21
46%
No
10
22%
I'd eat cat for a lot less
12
26%
Cats are already a staple of my diet
2
4%
Cats are both nutritious and delicious
1
2%
 
Total votes: 46

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Re: Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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sighyoung wrote:By the way, the "I would eat one for a lot less" is a stupid option. If someone offered me $5000, why on earth would I say, "Oh, please, I'd eat one for $20"?
I think they mean if hypothetically you were made the same proposition, but the offer was much less.

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The real question to me, is not whether you would eat a cat for $5,000, but whether you would eat a 1/2 pound of cat crap for $5,000.

That requires a little more thought. Not much, but a little more.

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I draw the line at feces.

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jim wrote:The real question to me, is not whether you would eat a cat for $5,000, but whether you would eat a 1/2 pound of cat crap for $5,000.

That requires a little more thought. Not much, but a little more.
Oh, you mean eat a McRib?

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jim wrote:The real question to me, is not whether you would eat a cat for $5,000, but whether you would eat a 1/2 pound of cat crap for $5,000.

That requires a little more thought. Not much, but a little more.
maybe if it was broken up into little pieces and then deep fried... but it would take more than $5,000

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sighyoung wrote:
jim wrote:The real question to me, is not whether you would eat a cat for $5,000, but whether you would eat a 1/2 pound of cat crap for $5,000.

That requires a little more thought. Not much, but a little more.
Oh, you mean eat a McRib?
If McCat or McCatPoop tastes like McRib's, then count me in.

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dexter wrote:i say it has to be served like this.
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Well, yeah. That's the only way you cook kitten.

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It's hard to find foie gras de chaton anyway. People get squeamish when it comes to force-feeding kittens and then harvesting their organs.

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sighyoung wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:For $5,000? Hell yes.

I think we need a poll for how much it would cost for you to eat some human meat.
At what time of the month?

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haltz wrote:It's hard to find foie gras de chaton anyway. People get squeamish when it comes to force-feeding kittens and then harvesting their organs.
Well, sure. Cats' livers should only be used for transplants, e. g. Larry Hagman.
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