Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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Feline Friends as Fine Dining?

Yes
21
46%
No
10
22%
I'd eat cat for a lot less
12
26%
Cats are already a staple of my diet
2
4%
Cats are both nutritious and delicious
1
2%
 
Total votes: 46

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haltz
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Re: Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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It's hard to find foie gras de chaton anyway. People get squeamish when it comes to force-feeding kittens and then harvesting their organs.

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sighyoung wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:For $5,000? Hell yes.

I think we need a poll for how much it would cost for you to eat some human meat.
At what time of the month?

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haltz wrote:It's hard to find foie gras de chaton anyway. People get squeamish when it comes to force-feeding kittens and then harvesting their organs.
Well, sure. Cats' livers should only be used for transplants, e. g. Larry Hagman.
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G. Keenan wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:For $5,000? Hell yes.

I think we need a poll for how much it would cost for you to eat some human meat.
At what time of the month?

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Precisely.

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Cats are small. How many would you need for a family of four?

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Only if they have been forced to fight to the death first.

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jim wrote:Cats are small. How many would you need for a family of four?
1 lion or tiger would get the job done

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Only if they have been forced to fight to the death first.
I love catfights.

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Can this cat please belong to my neighbor, because my son and I are getting really tired of the thing getting on our cars and scratching them up.

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jim wrote:Cats are small. How many would you need for a family of four?
How would a cat compare to a cornish game hen? Cuz I eat like three of those [expletive] myself.

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