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this is the most bizarre day of my life in message boards.

ks-the day after our post season run ends works for me.

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You live in St Louis now, maybe an 'in' on tickets. How bout September?

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I wrote a poem for you.

First time at third
nothing but nerves.
He fist-whomps his glove,
tucks in his shirt,
kicks up the dirt
for the twenty-fifth time.

Gets in position
pumped up to win,
ump sweeps the plate.
Will it ever begin?

A quick-line drive!
He leaps for the sky.
His body's an arrow,
glove aimed high.

What's this?
He stumbles,
he tumbles to earth.
His glove is still empty,
face red as his shirt.

The game hasn't started?
"Play Ball!" can be heard
and he's tried to snag
a lowflying bird;
fastflying, linedriving
feathers and all.

How could he think
that a bird was a ball!

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Now , the way I figure it, getting you drunk shouldn't be a problem.

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Can you cook?

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Post by TimeForGuinness »

best.thread.evar.


doc + ks 4 life.

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What does the drunk comment mean? You calling me an alkie or a lightweight? I can't tell which.

I can't wait to tell my parents that I am engaged to a guy on a message board!

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I'm feeling the magic and I'm not even in East St. Louis.

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GWR = the new Match.com

Doc's gonna walk down the aisle to 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame'

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It's like a drunk thread in the middle of the day.

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