Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

[haltz]

Well it more or less happens quite a bit unless you can get off from straight mouth or aren't freaked out about finishing inside. Just a handjob though? That should be reserved for teenagers and Louis CK.

I did fool around with someone in a parked car a little while back due to some logistical and geographic issues. It made me miss high school. Sort of.

[G. Keenan]

I'm going with a handjob dark horse.

Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?

It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?

any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let her

True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.

you guys just haven't met the right chick

The kind of chick who uses her hand instead of her mouth?

[G. Keenan]

Just a handjob though? That should be reserved for teenagers and Louis CK.

That's what I'm saying. I get it as a part of foreplay but not a thing in its own right. Mainly though it's that most girls aren't good at giving them. They grip that hell out of it or just try to go way too fast. And if it's a one-night-stand sort of deal I can't be bothered to give them a tutorial.

[omaha_red]

I'm going with a handjob dark horse.

Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?

It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?

any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let her

True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.

you guys just haven't met the right chick

The kind of chick who uses her hand instead of her mouth?

good point.

[heyzeus]

So back to Cronos, then. C! Where ya at!

[cardsfansince82]

So back to Cronos, then. C! Where ya at!

Getting a handjob.

[TheoSqua]

This thread seemed fairly innocent to click on, and so I decided to check it out at word, and now that HJ has gone through the word filter 100 times i'm betting GRB will get blocked at work for a bit again.

Thanks guys!

[G. Keenan]

So back to Cronos, then. C! Where ya at!

Getting a handjob.

Then he should still be able to type.

[Tambourine Man]

This really should be a poll.

I'm going with fingerbang and motorboating.

[haltz]

Cronos is totally pulling a Kyle on us here. It was nice knowing you buddy.