Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

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Nothing weird, she just wasn't a virgin. Everyone just assumed she was. She's a bit religious. I don't know any details, so maybe she lost it a month ago, I have no idea. But she's not and she wasn't. But she's damn good at making you 99% sure she is.

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docellis wrote:"let him"
Weird. That phrasing seems to endorse the view that sex is all about male agency and female consent, which I had thought was discarded.

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Arthur Dent wrote:
docellis wrote:"let him"
Weird. That phrasing seems to endorse the view that sex is all about male agency and female consent, which I had thought was discarded.
I agree completely but I think we (females) inherently want to get rid of, excuse, pretend we didn't have anything to do with--sexual encounters we regret. Men probably use different wording for those enounters (less conquest verbs?) too right?

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Cronos69 wrote:Any GRBers who had the "Never" slot in the gambling pool are so screwed in a couple weeks.

\:D/
You've gotta bring it down to Earth some more or your unabated optimism is going to ruin everything. Certainly you can cite an example in your past where rose-colored glasses led you to defeating yourself.

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cards2468 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:Any GRBers who had the "Never" slot in the gambling pool are so screwed in a couple weeks.

\:D/
Counting chickens before they hatch, etc.
never a good tactic

get back to us after you cross the plate
To add to the above, don't play the sexy music until it's time for sexytime.

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lukethedrifter wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:Any GRBers who had the "Never" slot in the gambling pool are so screwed in a couple weeks.

\:D/
Counting chickens before they hatch, etc.
never a good tactic

get back to us after you cross the plate
To add to the above, don't play the sexy music until it's time for sexytime.
Picking the right music is key. I recommend Jock Jams.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:Any GRBers who had the "Never" slot in the gambling pool are so screwed in a couple weeks.

\:D/
Counting chickens before they hatch, etc.
never a good tactic

get back to us after you cross the plate
To add to the above, don't play the sexy music until it's time for sexytime.
Picking the right music is key. I recommend Jock Jams.
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docellis wrote:
Arthur Dent wrote:
docellis wrote:"let him"
Weird. That phrasing seems to endorse the view that sex is all about male agency and female consent, which I had thought was discarded.
I agree completely but I think we (females) inherently want to get rid of, excuse, pretend we didn't have anything to do with--sexual encounters we regret. Men probably use different wording for those enounters (less conquest verbs?) too right?
It's called a 'mercy [expletive]' when she's not someone you'd brag to your friends about.

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