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I'm convinced that these emails are from secret government agents that really need our help. IF ONLY WE COULD BREAK THE CODE!

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My favorite part:
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Ah, my old friends - the Traditional Values Coalition - strike again. I made the mistake of trying to get taken off their mailing list. Unfortunately, I think only confirmed my existence to them. However, there is an amusement factor at work here - The "Dirty 30" link is a real hoot.
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April 8, 2010

Dear TVC Supporter,

In the next few weeks, President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and their homosexual and transgender allies will attempt to ram through the so-called Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA).

What you may not know is that ENDA normalizes and provides special federal protection for 30+ bizarre sexual orientations listed by the American Psychiatric Association – the so-called “Dirty 30.” These 30+ fetishes include behaviors that are felonies or misdemeanors in most states.

ENDA’s “Dirty 30” includes such bizarre criminal acts as incest, pedophilia, prostitution, beastiality, and cross-dressing. If we don’t act today, Obama and Pelosi will normalize these disorders by federal law on April 21!

In a moment of candor, liberal Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) openly admitted on the House floor that the “Dirty 30” would be covered by federal law. In fact, he wants the Dirty 30 to be given special protection! In his own words: “all of these philias and fetishes and isms that were put forward--need not live in fear because of who they are.”

If Obama, Pelosi, Hastings and the Congressional Democrats pass ENDA, co-workers will be forced to work alongside individuals with these bizarre sex fetishes. Christian businesses will be directly impacted by ENDA. They would be forced to hire or retain cross-dressers and individuals who engage in these sinful behaviors. Students will be indoctrinated that “alternative lifestyles” are no different than traditional lifestyles. Young children will be forced to learn about these bizarre sexual fetishes – and you will have no say in the matter.

TVC has led the fight against ENDA for more than a decade. We have lobbied Members of Congress and their staff and provided a wealth of information on why ENDA should not be passed.

Will you help TVC continue this fight?

ENDA will be voted on in the House Education and Labor Committee on April 21 and sent to the floor for a vote by the end of April. It must be defeated. Contact your Members of Congress.

Sincerely,

Rev. Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty

P.S. Please visit ENDAHurtskids.com to sign our petition against ENDA. It’s critical that you contact your Members of Congress today, and tell them to vote NO on this outrageous legislation. We’re counting on your immediate help.

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Radbird wrote:Ah, my old friends - the Traditional Values Coalition - strike again. I made the mistake of trying to get taken off their mailing list. Unfortunately, I think only confirmed my existence to them. However, there is an amusement factor at work here - The "Dirty 30" link is a real hoot.
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This is chilling:

In 1952 President Truman established one day a year as a
"National Day of Prayer."

In 1988, President Reagan designated the first Thursday in
May of each year as the National Day of Prayer.

In June 2007, (then) Presidential candidate Barack Obama declared that the
USA was no longer a Christian nation.

This year President Obama, canceled the 21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony at the White
House under the rouse of "not wanting to offend anyone"

On September 25, 2009 from 4 am until 7 pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was
held on Capitol Hill, beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that day in DC.

I guess it doesn't matter if "Christians" are offended by this event -
we obviously don't count as "anyone" anymore.

The direction this country is headed should strike fear in the heart of every Christian.
Especially knowing that the Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
converted they should be annihilated

This is not a rumor - Go to the website to confirm this info:
http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com/

Pay particular attention to the very bottom of the page:
"OUR TIME HAS COME"

I hope that this information will stir your spirit.

The words of 2 Chronicles 7:14

"If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray,
and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways,
then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land."

We must pray for our nation, our communities, our families, and especially our children.

They are the ones that are going to suffer the most if we don't PRAY!

May God have mercy...IN GOD WE TRUST.

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