Trade Rumors - Oswalt to Phillies

[vinsanity]

Werth kinda looks like a douche.

[JackofDiamonds]

Werth kinda looks like a douche.

They both do. What the [expletive] are you wearing an Arsenio Hall suit for Werth? And both of you need to shave that [expletive] off your chin.

[fanforever]

Werth kinda looks like a douche.

They both do. What the [expletive] are you wearing an Arsenio Hall suit for Werth? And both of you need to shave that [expletive] off your chin.

it would have been better if the Utley and Werth Wife's were having an affair with each other

[go birds]

Yea why were they attending a cards game on Scott Spezio soul-patch night?

[Jocephus]

utleys wife is nice

[JackofDiamonds]

utleys wife is nice

And so is Werths.

[cards2468]

werth looks like an awkward [expletive]

[BW23]

You know, even with the affair rumor, it just makes sense to deal him. They desperately need pitching, and Brown seems ready. They won't re-sign Werth, so get something valuable now that can help now.

[Spider John]

In the middle of all that insight, I plucked out this one:

Chase Utley's wife; So easy a caveman can do it!

Here's the caveman.

[JL21]

The Werth rumors make me wonder what kind of value Ryan Ludwick would have in a trade.

Age: Ludwick 31, Werth 31

OPS+, last 4 years: Werth 125, Ludwick 123

RF +/- last 4 years: Werth 7 runs saved, Ludwick 6

Werth even shows up on Luddy's comps on BB-Ref.