Rant: women

[JCShutout]

Mac, if the medical library at SLU is any indication, then get a job there.

[sighyoung]

Also agreed with Luke. There are a ton of women who will like you and enjoy sex and don't use it as power. As far as the age thing? Who cares? I'm 28, my gf is 32, and she's great. As far as understanding each others needs... if for the most pary you can't figure out what they're feeling and its been a few months, then you might just not be emotionally compatible at this time, in which case, get out but only after you do the nasty with her as you've already wasted too much time on this ass piece to begin with.

Fixed.

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

What's remarkable is that cards' woman can supply all three in the same night.

[Swirls]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

[cards2468]

I think the hard part will be trying to explain to potential women that there's nothing between me and the attractive single woman that lives in my house.

[Maclowery]

"Oh that's my roommate. Ya, I tried to get on her but she pulled the friends BS. Anyway, here's my bedroom! See that poster? Ya, cool lava lamp I know. Hang on let me get this door closed, it gets drafty in here. Oh, look, a wine bottle and two glasses. Oops! Did I just turn on that Al Green vinyl? Wow look at all these candles, too! Did I mention how stunning that dress looks on you? I bet it'd match my area rug here even better! Put your purse next to my Master Masseuse certificate there, that'll be fine. Now, prepare yourself, I am going to freak you wilder than Tarzan."

[haltz]

The dumbass version of me five years ago wasn't right about a lot of things. However, steering clear of relationships and feelings was probably on point.

[JCShutout]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

[Swirls]

"Oh that's my roommate. Ya, I tried to get on her but she pulled the friends BS. Anyway, here's my bedroom! See that poster? Ya, cool lava lamp I know. Hang on let me get this door closed, it gets drafty in here. Oh, look, a wine bottle and two glasses. Oops! Did I just turn on that Al Green vinyl? Wow look at all these candles, too! Did I mention how stunning that dress looks on you? I bet it'd match my area rug here even better! Put your purse next to my Master Masseuse certificate there, that'll be fine. Now, prepare yourself, I am going to freak you wilder than Tarzan."

"What are these? No, no, they're not roofies; they're, um, allergy pills. Why am I dropping one into your drink? Well, I've found that allergy pills enhance the flavor of Franzia."

[Popeye_Card]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

[cards2468]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

pfff, i tricked out my Rio. rollin w 10's cause im a playa yo