Zambrano at it again...

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » April 8 07, 3:33 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:What I want is for Carlos to start taking little voodoo dolls with him out to the mound every start. Then, when he K's a batter, he sticks a dagger through the heart of that guy's effigy.
Not elaborate enough. He needs to make the Zorro "Z" with his glove, then the entire crowd(who are all in Zorro masks) yells "Ole!"

This is doable. It would be like the Wrigley equivalent of that crunk field house.

ThatGuy · Post by **ThatGuy** » April 8 07, 3:48 pm

G. Keenan wrote:But it's not like Carlos held a press conference to announce that the Reds have a better lineup than the Brewers. Reporters asked him, and rather than give them a sports cliche he told them what he thought. The Brewers are grown men; they can take it.

I must've missed this part. I guess he has the right to give them an honest answer.

Asmodai · Post by **Asmodai** » April 8 07, 3:54 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:What I want is for Carlos to start taking little voodoo dolls with him out to the mound every start. Then, when he K's a batter, he sticks a dagger through the heart of that guy's effigy.
Not elaborate enough. He needs to make the Zorro "Z" with his glove, then the entire crowd(who are all in Zorro masks) yells "Ole!"

omk that would be great. big zs like a big mean teddy bear

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » April 8 07, 3:56 pm

Mephistopheles wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:What I want is for Carlos to start taking little voodoo dolls with him out to the mound every start. Then, when he K's a batter, he sticks a dagger through the heart of that guy's effigy.
Not elaborate enough. He needs to make the Zorro "Z" with his glove, then the entire crowd(who are all in Zorro masks) yells "Ole!"
omk that would be great. big zs like a big mean teddy bear

It's oma at GRB. Don't bring your false gods over here.

Asmodai · Post by **Asmodai** » April 8 07, 6:23 pm

Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » April 8 07, 6:28 pm

Mephistopheles wrote:Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.

But a .667 OBP.

Transmogrified Tiger · Post by **Transmogrified Tiger** » April 8 07, 6:38 pm

G. Keenan wrote:
Mephistopheles wrote:Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.
But a .667 OBP.

That's rounding up. It's .666, which is a clear sign of who is the evil force here.

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » April 8 07, 7:06 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Mephistopheles wrote:Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.
But a .667 OBP.
That's rounding up. It's .666, which is a clear sign of who is the evil force here.

Then call me a devil worshiper.

Transmogrified Tiger · Post by **Transmogrified Tiger** » April 8 07, 7:07 pm

G. Keenan wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Mephistopheles wrote:Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.
But a .667 OBP.
That's rounding up. It's .666, which is a clear sign of who is the evil force here.
Then call me a devil worshiper.

As you wish.

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » April 8 07, 7:11 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Mephistopheles wrote:Is it? Career .000 BAA against Pujols.
But a .667 OBP.
That's rounding up. It's .666, which is a clear sign of who is the evil force here.
Then call me a devil worshiper.
As you wish.

Confound your literal interpretation!

/shakes fist at TT