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Posted: April 27 07, 9:19 am
by businessmansspecial
Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
Posted: April 27 07, 9:40 am
by Fan_In_NY
businessmansspecial wrote:I want a pic of his head.
Here you go...
Posted: April 27 07, 9:47 am
by maddash
Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
That was epic'ly awesome.
Posted: April 27 07, 9:49 am
by wart57
Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
Don't post that on CT, they will think it is the truth....
Posted: April 27 07, 9:49 am
by ghostrunner
Fan_In_NY wrote:businessmansspecial wrote:I want a pic of his head.
Here you go...
The Deacon's son is a Friar. Sweet.
Posted: April 27 07, 9:53 am
by businessmansspecial
Fan_In_NY wrote:businessmansspecial wrote:I want a pic of his head.
Here you go...
Thanks! That had to hurt.
Posted: April 27 07, 9:58 am
by Leeyat
Oh my ............
Our baby Dun!
Posted: April 27 07, 11:02 am
by fulldeck
Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
This doesn't shock me at all.
Posted: April 27 07, 11:06 am
by doe_boy
Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
Somebody needs to post this over on CT. But, it ain't me babe. No, no, no...it ain't me babe. It ain't me you're looking for babe.
Posted: April 27 07, 11:33 am
by Radio_Bugtussle
businessmansspecial wrote:Fan_In_NY wrote:businessmansspecial wrote:I want a pic of his head.
Here you go...
Thanks! That had to hurt.
Comes with the territory at 6'5".....
When the rest of my hair leaves in about 20 years, the top of my head will look like one of Joe Namath's knees.