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Molly
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Re: Excessive PDAs

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wart57 wrote:My first night in Maryland about 6 years ago, I go into a Wal-Mart to get a few things, I am walking down the medecine isle, and three thug wannabees are coming the other direction, side by side taking up the entire isle, expecting me to move to the side. Thug three bumps in-to me, hard, and he nearly falls down because I didn't give an inch. They all turn to me and thug two says, "You looking to die tonight?" And I say, "no, I am looking for the asparine, they are the only thing that stops the voices in my head, you got any asparine?" Thug 1 looks like he is going to piss his pants and says, no dude, um they are over there, and all three walk a way quickly. I saw them later in the electronics, they saw me coming and quickly went the other way. I hate Wal-Mart.
The voices!! The voices!! :lol: =D>

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Molly wrote:
wart57 wrote:My first night in Maryland about 6 years ago, I go into a Wal-Mart to get a few things, I am walking down the medecine isle, and three thug wannabees are coming the other direction, side by side taking up the entire isle, expecting me to move to the side. Thug three bumps in-to me, hard, and he nearly falls down because I didn't give an inch. They all turn to me and thug two says, "You looking to die tonight?" And I say, "no, I am looking for the asparine, they are the only thing that stops the voices in my head, you got any asparine?" Thug 1 looks like he is going to piss his pants and says, no dude, um they are over there, and all three walk a way quickly. I saw them later in the electronics, they saw me coming and quickly went the other way. I hate Wal-Mart.
The voices!! The voices!! :lol: =D>
Now the asparine doesn't even work any more.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't!!!

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G. Keenan wrote:Nothing good ever happens at Walmart.
This girl agrees with you.
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From the neck down: yes.

otherwise....no.

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heyzeus wrote:From the neck down: yes.

otherwise....no.
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