My Shampoo

[StatmanCrothers]

Accidentally leave the door open and let him "catch you" probing yourself with the shampoo bottle. That should do it.

[Fat_Bulldog]

Accidentally leave the door open and let him "catch you" probing yourself with the shampoo bottle. That should do it.

I don't understand.

[ThatGuy]

Accidentally leave the door open and let him "catch you" probing yourself with the shampoo bottle. That should do it.

I don't understand.

Is this a nice gesture in your household?

[Fat_Bulldog]

Accidentally leave the door open and let him "catch you" probing yourself with the shampoo bottle. That should do it.

I don't understand.

Is this a nice gesture in your household?

Yeah, because the "accidentally" and "catch you" part threw me off.

We assist eachother in shampoo bottle probing at my house especially during this time of the year.

[ThatGuy]

The more the merrier.

[cardinalkarp]

this thread has taken an odd turn

[haltz]

Accidentally leave the door open and let him "catch you" probing yourself with the shampoo bottle. That should do it.

This reminds me of a story about prison that someone I used to work with told me.

[doe_boy]

1. Pulling a prank: replace actual shampoo inside of my container with something that would be really hard to get out of his hair.
Pros: would anger him; opens the possibility of asking "why were you using my shampoo in the first place?" in a patronizing fashion
Cons: would trigger retaliation; risky -- could accidentally use rigged shampoo in an early-morning and/or drunken daze

I had a friend go this route once.

The prank? He urinated a little bit in the guy's bottle of mouthwash.

[JCShutout]

I was going to suggest something like Pop said. Maybe not necessarily hide it from him but keep it in your room and take it with you to the shower. If he asks you why just say it is for practical reasons. Two or three people sharing a shower each with their own shampoo, conditioner and body soap and things can get pretty messy and crowded in there. You are just keeping things neat

That's what I was going to suggest. They have little holder things that should hold all of your bathroom items. Shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, toothbrush and other hair supplies. Just throw everything in there and keep in your room. He'll get the hint.

++, although you don't need to buy an expensive holder, a paper or plastic grocery bag in the closet works well too for us poor folk.

I think the holders are like 2 or 3 bucks but I guess if you are on that tight of a budget a bag would do just as well.

I also keep my extra soap, deoderant, and toothbrushes in there, as well as my hairbrush, cologne/axe and beard trimmer in there so I need a big bag.

I buy soap and stuff in bulk because its less expensive in the long run, but yeah, a $2-$3 bag isn't bad. Where would I buy one?

[heyzeus]

I recommend that you shave your roommate's head in the middle of the night. Then, he won't need your shampoo anymore.