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I'm going to stalk you next time you're buying underwear. Try being a female and walking in Victoria's Secret. Everything's brazen, on display, and there's normally plenty of dudes in there.G. Keenan wrote:Quality rant. I won't buy underwear if there's anyone within 10 feet of me. If someone enters the buffer zone I'll walk away, pretend to look at other clothes, then return when they've gone.
Yeah, I don't know how women do it. The guys are always standing around extremely awkwardly, trying not to look too long in any one place.planet pujolsian wrote:I'm going to stalk you next time you're buying underwear. Try being a female and walking in Victoria's Secret. Everything's brazen, on display, and there's normally plenty of dudes in there.G. Keenan wrote:Quality rant. I won't buy underwear if there's anyone within 10 feet of me. If someone enters the buffer zone I'll walk away, pretend to look at other clothes, then return when they've gone.
It's true, and worse. Every time I find myself in there, it's impossible to avoid mental images of the person wearing whatever they're looking at. Sometimes, this is good, but most of the time...it's not.planet pujolsian wrote:I'm going to stalk you next time you're buying underwear. Try being a female and walking in Victoria's Secret. Everything's brazen, on display, and there's normally plenty of dudes in there.G. Keenan wrote:Quality rant. I won't buy underwear if there's anyone within 10 feet of me. If someone enters the buffer zone I'll walk away, pretend to look at other clothes, then return when they've gone.
It's just weird sifting through packs of boxer shorts to find one with the greatest number of desirable patterns while someone watches you. I don't like strangers seeing me put thought into my underwear. If I was just grabbing a pack and walking off I wouldn't care, but it takes some consideration. You don't want to end up with a pair that, should a member of the opposite sex get to see it, looks completely ridiculous.Popeye_Card wrote:I'm not understanding why people are embarrased about this. You're not buying condoms right next to an 86 year old lady buying foot powder. Everyone wears underwear. OK, most people.
There's an easy solution to this. Don't buy underwear in packs.G. Keenan wrote:It's just weird sifting through packs of boxer shorts to find one with the greatest number of desirable patterns while someone watches you. I don't like strangers seeing me put thought into my underwear. If I was just grabbing a pack and walking off I wouldn't care, but it takes some consideration. You don't want to end up with a pair that, should a member of the opposite sex get to see it, looks completely ridiculous.Popeye_Card wrote:I'm not understanding why people are embarrased about this. You're not buying condoms right next to an 86 year old lady buying foot powder. Everyone wears underwear. OK, most people.
Also, god forbid, you find a pack that has desirable patterns and in your haste to get away from prying eyes, you don't notice that they are open fly or even worse, no fly.G. Keenan wrote:It's just weird sifting through packs of boxer shorts to find one with the greatest number of desirable patterns while someone watches you. I don't like strangers seeing me put thought into my underwear. If I was just grabbing a pack and walking off I wouldn't care, but it takes some consideration. You don't want to end up with a pair that, should a member of the opposite sex get to see it, looks completely ridiculous.Popeye_Card wrote:I'm not understanding why people are embarrased about this. You're not buying condoms right next to an 86 year old lady buying foot powder. Everyone wears underwear. OK, most people.