Rant 1 billion about men being stupid

[jeffbgoofy]

That is another thing, Women are allowed to go out with the girls anytime, but men are left to sneak around if they want to hang with the guys.

By men, you mean you and some other guys.

No, I mean in commercials, if I wanna go out, I go out......if I can find the key to the ball and chain.

I mean for real...hanging out with guys is hard to do because we always go places women are...

[haltz]

No, I mean in commercials, if I wanna go out, I go out......if I can find the key to the ball and chain.

You're just imagining these things, Wart. Maybe it's some sort of coping mechanism? I saw 93 commercials featuring guys hanging out and only 3 of them started with that played out gender joke.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

[Radbird]

I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

You'll pay for that once she comes off the DL.

[Leroy]

I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

You'll pay for that once she comes off the DL.

So says Paletta.

[phins]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

The woman is carrying your child, and you treat her that way? Yikes, that will come back to you...

[tothebeach08]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

Real nice. Just to let you know, when a woman is pregnant, she's hornier than ever so if your wife doesn't want it, maybe its not really about being pregnant, but more likely about you making lovely statements like that!

[TabascoElvis]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

Real nice. Just to let you know, when a woman is pregnant, she's hornier than ever so if your wife doesn't want it, maybe its not really about being pregnant, but more likely about you making lovely statements like that!

Zoiks! Yeah, I wish my wife were pregnant again. That was an awesome 18 months. But we're done.



(2 kids).

[maddash]

As far as how men and women are being represented in popular culture, guys really have nothing to complain about. Have you watched VH1 recently, where the women who get airtime are skanks trying to bed a has-been rocker and/or rapper. How about shows like The Hills, or any show on E! where the women are either D list stars known best for their porn tape, one of Hugh Hefner's gals, or morons who work at a tanning salon.

Not that men have it all that great either, but compared to women we're doing pretty good.

[Popeye_Card]

As far as how men and women are being represented in popular culture, guys really have nothing to complain about. Have you watched VH1 recently, where the women who get airtime are skanks trying to bed a has-been rocker and/or rapper. How about shows like The Hills, or any show on E! where the women are either D list stars known best for their porn tape, one of Hugh Hefner's gals, or morons who work at a tanning salon.

Not that men have it all that great either, but compared to women we're doing pretty good.

I'm seriously starting to wonder if you're some sort of chick spy. Wine, Doogie, manners, sticking up for women. What gives, "dude"?

NOTE: This is coming from a man who drives a scooter and carries a man purse. And I'm questioning your manhood.