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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Look at his numbers in AAA.
Whoa. He's finally crossing that magical 2:1 K/BB ratio and striking out more than 3-6 per nine. Damn. 1.21 HR/9. Devastating. Thirty-two hits in a little over 37 innings. Incredible. I think we may need a thesauras to keep describing the awesomeness of Jeff Samardjiza as an Iowa Cub.

The only thing that would scare me more than Samardzija becoming the second greatest relief pitcher ever (next to Carlos Marmol) is Tyler Colvin getting called up tomorrow and hitting 20 home runs over the final two months.

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You're forgetting a crucial factor, that Samardzija frightens hitters into submission by simply not wearing a mask on the mound. That alone guarantees him a Julian Tavarez career at the very worst.

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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:You're forgetting a crucial factor, that Samardzija frightens hitters into submission by simply not wearing a mask on the mound. That alone guarantees him a Julian Tavarez career at the very worst.
LOL.

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I went to a Smokies game a few months ago, and I found out when I got to the park that Samardzija was the starting pitcher. I was somewhat intrigued.

The Smokies lost 15-1.

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Hm.
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A young howard stern:
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docellis wrote:Hm.
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lol Samralshgsdhgla has a farmer's tan

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:Hm.
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lol Samralshgsdhgla has a farmer's tan
I wonder where jocks go to get waxed?

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It's kinda hard not to have a farmer's tan when you play baseball. But jeez, I thought we all came to the agreement that trucker hates were lame. I guess not.

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Does Samardzija drive a Jeep? G Keenan would like to know.

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is there any cooler guy at a party than the one with a trucker hat worn askew and no shirt on?

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