Rant: The Jim Challenge
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I was a really bad smoker. The obnoxious kind. I smoked constantly and I constantly used smoking as an excuse to get away from things or people.
One day I quit because I was disgusted by how I looked when I caught a glimpse of myself smoking in a mirror.
My strategy was: It can't physically hurt, can it? To quit, I mean. It can't hurt. I looked for the pain. I was like, bring it on. I waited for it to hurt. I almost wanted it to hurt. It never hurt though. It was more like fruit flies....annoying
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
Baby carrots, sunflower seeds, gum....I kept those on hand all the time.
I guess it has been 3 years since I bought a pack of smokes? I still want to smoke when I am drunk and hanging out with smokers. Luckily I don't know that many smokers anymore.
One day I quit because I was disgusted by how I looked when I caught a glimpse of myself smoking in a mirror.
My strategy was: It can't physically hurt, can it? To quit, I mean. It can't hurt. I looked for the pain. I was like, bring it on. I waited for it to hurt. I almost wanted it to hurt. It never hurt though. It was more like fruit flies....annoying
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
Baby carrots, sunflower seeds, gum....I kept those on hand all the time.
I guess it has been 3 years since I bought a pack of smokes? I still want to smoke when I am drunk and hanging out with smokers. Luckily I don't know that many smokers anymore.
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Good luck pop.
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Yep, good luck to you, pop. Just watch the weight gain. It's been 25 years for me and I'm still dealing with the extra poundage that smoking cessation caused.
But I'm so glad I did it.
But I'm so glad I did it.
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This is sig-alicious.StatmanCrothers wrote: So go masturbate or whatever gets you through it. Yell at the kids. Scare the fish. Chew gum with a sneer.
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Good luck, Pop! We're all behind you.
Just do what my brother did: just get addicted to the gum.
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A clear result of posting too much in the politics thread in social.pop_haines wrote:
Too late.
I'm shooting smack into my eyeballs twice a day.
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I remember you saying this, and this helped me.docellis wrote:I was a really bad smoker. The obnoxious kind. I smoked constantly and I constantly used smoking as an excuse to get away from things or people.
One day I quit because I was disgusted by how I looked when I caught a glimpse of myself smoking in a mirror.
My strategy was: It can't physically hurt, can it? To quit, I mean. It can't hurt. I looked for the pain. I was like, bring it on. I waited for it to hurt. I almost wanted it to hurt. It never hurt though. It was more like fruit flies....annoying
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
Baby carrots, sunflower seeds, gum....I kept those on hand all the time.
I guess it has been 3 years since I bought a pack of smokes? I still want to smoke when I am drunk and hanging out with smokers. Luckily I don't know that many smokers anymore.
My difference? It hurt. Seriously hurt. Physical pain as in cramps etc... Terrible.
Aug 13, 2007 was my last chew. I found an entire, unopened can of chew in a rain jacket just this weekend and threw it away without a thought. Actually, I opened it and threw sprinkled it in the garbage to avoid any ideas of rooting through the garbage later on. You never know what I would have tried.
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Go on...docellis wrote:
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
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Popeye_Card wrote:Go on...docellis wrote:
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
I knew that was coming
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What was coming?docellis wrote:Popeye_Card wrote:Go on...docellis wrote:
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
I knew that was coming
BTW, good luck Pop. You can do it. We can help
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Just trying to help out with this:docellis wrote:Popeye_Card wrote:Go on...docellis wrote:
But I definitely needed to put things in my mouth.
I knew that was coming
So go masturbate or whatever gets you through it. Yell at the kids. Scare the fish. Chew gum with a sneer.




