Rant: People who smell but don't know they smell

[cardinalkarp]

The worst part is, not to be gross but it is, when she sits on un-upholstered chairs she leaves a wet spot. Totally disgusting.

What does she do to upholstered chairs then, and how is that even possible. Does she just walk around w/ a huge wet spot on her ass?

[tothebeach08]

The worst part is, not to be gross but it is, when she sits on un-upholstered chairs she leaves a wet spot. Totally disgusting.

What does she do to upholstered chairs then, and how is that even possible. Does she just walk around w/ a huge wet spot on her ass?

No one will sit in her regular upholstered chair out of fear, I can't even begin to imagine. I don't how it happens it's not left behind in a round wet spot, more of a rectangle wet spot, like a shoe box shape. I try to avert my eyes from her ass.

[cardsfansince82]

The worst part is, not to be gross but it is, when she sits on un-upholstered chairs she leaves a wet spot. Totally disgusting.

What does she do to upholstered chairs then, and how is that even possible. Does she just walk around w/ a huge wet spot on her ass?

No one will sit in her regular upholstered chair out of fear, I can't even begin to imagine. I don't how it happens it's not left behind in a round wet spot, more of a rectangle wet spot, like a shoe box shape. I try to avert my eyes from her ass.

Swampass.

[cardinalkarp]

The worst part is, not to be gross but it is, when she sits on un-upholstered chairs she leaves a wet spot. Totally disgusting.

What does she do to upholstered chairs then, and how is that even possible. Does she just walk around w/ a huge wet spot on her ass?

No one will sit in her regular upholstered chair out of fear, I can't even begin to imagine. I don't how it happens it's not left behind in a round wet spot, more of a rectangle wet spot, like a shoe box shape. I try to avert my eyes from her ass.

Swampass.

Nice.

That's the worst case of swampass I've ever heard of.

[haltz]

But I physically gagged when I stood near one of them the other day.

One of them huh.

I thought colostomy bags weren't supposed to give off any odors these days. Apparently that's not always true and I'm an [expletive].

[Hungary Jack]

There is a woman in our office who smells like butt everyday. She's a riot, very fun person, but she comes into work with greasy hair and dirty butt smell everyday. We have given her so many hints, and her supervisor won't say anything.

The worst part is, not to be gross but it is, when she sits on un-upholstered chairs she leaves a wet spot. Totally disgusting.

Wow. Just wow. That's horrifying.

[Fat Strat]

I have a friend (bass player, if that's relevant) who doesn't believe in deodorant. He thinks it causes cancer or something. I think he smells like 6th grade gym.

[cardinalkarp]

So do you really think they don't know they smell or is it more that they just don't care?

Other than fishman disease and swampass because its obvious they have to know.

[cards2468]

So do you really think they don't know they smell or is it more that they just don't care?

Other than fishman disease and swampass because its obvious they have to know.

I think being around it all day they don't notice. I do know Americans bathe more often than probably any other culture. Granted bathing can only take you so far, I can bathe all I want, but deodorant still makes a huge difference... same with brushing teeth and using breath mints in between brushing

When I was in middle school somebody told me that myth about deodorant clogging pores and thus causing cancer. It seems feasible, but considering people have been doing it for a long time, I'm sure it would be very obvious if it did cause cancer.

[TheoSqua]

Warning: This is really gross.

When I worked at wal-mart, I used to have to move the little motorized carts back from the lot to their charging location and stuff like that. One day this BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady comes in and wants to use the cart. She is literally bigger than the cart. I mean she had to weigh 5-600 pounds, at least. When she sat down on the cart it tipped forward slightly and was mostly only on the front two wheels, with the back ones lifting up off the ground.

Anyway this lady shopped in the store for like 3 hours. Inevitably the first cart she used ended up running out of battery before she was done shopping. I brought the second one back to her while another guy brought the first one back up to the charging station. The store only had two motorized carts, one was out of order cause she broke it and she was using the other one. This cranky old lady came in to go shopping and demanded a cart. Since the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady was using the only functional one, she had to wait till she was done. This took about 30 minutes.

So when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman finally got done she wheeled her cart up where I was so I could move it to the charging station for the old cranky lady that was waiting for it. Well when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman stood up this big line of goo was stuck between her and the seat and finally as she started walking away it all fell on the seat. I have no idea what it was, but the whole seat smelled horrible and was soaked with this thick white gooey substance (think more like wood glue, not semen) but it most definitely came out of the woman's pants.

Me and the guy who was helping me were totally grossed out. He went to grab some cleaning stuff (and a LOT of paper towels) so we could clean up the chair before cranky old lady sat in it. But cranky old lady was too impatient. She came up to me and started yelling about it taking so long and asked where the chair is. I told her it was the one that we just moved over, but that she should wait until we clean it up. She said she wasn't waiting anymore and went and sat in the chair and on top of the disgusting bodily goo.

Yeah, that was gross.